7:06am
Dan👌🏻: PHIL
Read 8:46
Phil🐯: WHAT
Read 8:48
Dan👌🏻:  THERE IS A FUCKING MOTH IN THE FUCKING BATHROOM AND I REALLY NEED TO PEE
Dan👌🏻: PHIL DO'NT TELL ME YOU HAVE GONE BACK TO SLEEP THIS IS SOS URGENT
Dan👌🏻: I'M COMING TO WAKE YOU UP
Dan👌🏻: YOU DIDN'T WAKE UP SO IM GOING TO FIGHT IT YEAH YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME MOTH HUH HUH HUH FIGHT ME FIGHT ME HUH IM BETTER THAN YOU YOU WIMPY WIMP
Dan👌🏻: RETREAT I'M BEING ATTACKED CALL THE AMBULANCE

Dw I'm fine
10:25am
Phil🐯: Are you ok? Did the moth kill you? I would hate if the moth killed you, then I would attack it with my lion army and then kill it and then give it a funeral and then bury it and invite all my family to mourn it.
Phil🐯: And nurse its family and friends
Read 10:28
Dan👌🏻: I killed it already ok! I'm fine but obviously you care more about the MOTH than you care about ME
Read 10:29
Phil🐯: Um
Read 10:30
Dan👌🏻: YOU DO YOU TRAITOR I NEVER LOVED YOU
Read 10:31
Phil🐯: NO I DON'T ASDFGHJKL
Read 10:33
Phil🐯: PRANKED YA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHNABABAHBAHABAGABABBAJWJDLK
Read 10:35
Dan👌🏻: You twat
Read 10:37
Phil🐯: Thanks, I try
Read 10:38

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