(This is what I'd be like in the future when I'm allowed to drink and I'm gonna put the person of last week here now cause I forgot to do this. She's also in the chapter as well. GabbyWantsToBattle )
Zoie: Gabby I'm telling you Gabby I wasn't drunk at all.
Gabby: you went in the wardrobe and yelled 'FOR NARNIA'!!!
Zoie: Ok
Gabby: Then you went to a manhole cover and tried to go into the sewers and you kept yelling  'BOOYAKASHA'!!!
Zoie: Ok
Gabby: We then walked by a pool. You saw the water and walked towards it and I had to grab your arm to pull you away from the water.
Zoie: Oh like Haru
Gabby: Then you pulled a desk into an elevator. Then when I found you. You asked me. "Do you have an appointment"?
Zoie: I regret nothing
Gabby: then you kept screaming "MOMMY HARUHI IS SAYING THOSE DIRTY WORDS"!!!!
Zoie: Ok still no regrets
Gabby: Then when I finally got you home you grabbed your snowman plushie and made it say. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"!!!! Then you passed out
Zoie: Is it a bad thing I'd do all that sober
Gabby: I know you would it took a while to convince me you were drunk.
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If you didn't get the references they we're
1) Narnia
2) teenage mutant ninja turtles
3) Free! Eternal Summer
4) I found that on Pinterest
5) Ouran Host Club
6) Frosty The Snowman