Louis: Hey Isabel.

Harry: who the fuck is this guy?!

Me: oh fuck! Harry?! How TF did you get in this chat?

Louis: I invited him.

Harry: Is this guy bothering you? And how the fuck did you get my number?

Louis: I have my ways.

Me: agg, Harry, this is.. A friend. I met him on accident.

Harry: The Fuck, Isabel? Why are you texting random pricks like him?!

Louis: excuse me?

Harry: yeah, I said it. Prick.

Me: guys! Please!

Harry: No! This dickhead thinks he owns you, Isabel!

Me: well, stop being so mean, Harry!

Louis: well, this is NOT at ALL how I'd thought this would go.

*Harry was kicked out of the chat*

Me: Louis!

Louis: what? This was gonna get nasty anyway. You're brother is a prick.

Me: I know he's a pain in the ass, but to get to me you'll have to go through him.

Louis: aye, this is gonna be harder than I thought.

Me: aye, it is.

Louis: can't I just charm him?

Me: he's not a girl.

Louis: he acts like one.

Me: shit, he's calling me.

Louis: ignore it.
...

Louis: Isabel?

Louis: why the fuck did you answer the call?

Louis: Isabel!

Me: Harry is pissed.

Louis: serves him right tho.

Me: Louis! Stop it! He knows I'm in New York with you!

Louis: ... Fuck.

Me: Louis. Just fuck it all, why don't cha?

Louis: my pleasure. ;)

Me: LOUIS!

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