Louis: heyy Isabel!

Me: Louis, please..

Louis: what?!

Me: I'm not feeling good..

Louis: awe my bby is sick! You need me to come take care of you?

Me: I know we're friends and all, but I still don't trust you enough. And PLEASE STOP CALLING ME THAT!

Louis: Calling you what, bby? ;)

Me: seriously, Louis.

Louis: Sorry, I'm horny.

Me: LOUIS!

Louis: what? Its true.

Me: How would you know what horny feels like? You're a fucking Virgin!

Louis: god, I hate you.

Me: but you don't.

Louis: ... You've got a point.

Louis: and can you come to my live performance on The Voice?

Me: of course. Wouldn't miss it. Where is it?

Louis: New York.

Me: WHAT?