Louis: You ate all my cosmic brownies, Isabel!

Me: Hey, my mom doesn't buy me this stuff!

Louis: its because you live in an apartment .. By yourself.

Me: shut it, Tomlinson.

Louis: your wish my command, bby..

Me: what did you just call me?!

Louis: ;)

Me: uugh, Tomlinson!

Louis: sorry... Just saying, I would've turned you on had you not been so engrossed in that show.

Me: look, Tomlinson, fatass fool, like I said, we are never gonna be a thing.

Louis: Lemme lay it down.

Me: ..hmmm?

Louis: I really, really wanna turn you on..

Me: excuse me?

Louis: Just saying. I've never- uhm.. Never gone without a brownie. :/

Me: ... Hmm.. Tomlinson, are you.. Are you still a virgin?

Louis: ...

Me: ohmygosh you are!

Louis: ... Please don't tell anyone?

Me: ... Not even Harry?

Louis: NO. DEFINITELY NOT YOUR BROTHER.

Me: awe. But I thought your little.. Bandmate knew?

Louis: no one but you.

Me: aye caramba..

Louis: .. We can change this, you know.

Me: LOUIS TOMLINSON!

Louis: ;)