t: errrrrry

e: what

t: i gotta sing a sooooong at church :(

e: Which one?

t: by faaaaaaith

e: hmm... dont think ive heard it

t: THE ONE ANNA-GREY SANG AT HICKORY MOUNTIAN

e: shes the hot one right

t: yesssssss 😍

t: shes also married with two kids

e: you have two kids...

t: and?

e: nothing... nothing dont hurt me

t: im thinking bout it

e: b-but i wuv you bestie

t: did you just best friend zone me

e: YOUR A LIKE A SISTER TO ME 💜

t: YOU JUST SIBLING ZONED ME!

t: *runs around screaming*

e: :) cant help it

e: bestie

t: i hate you

e: LOVE YOU TOO

t: that is NOT what i said

e: its what ya meant tho

t: i dont think it was

e: thats mean i should tell marcus to keep your phone longer

t: i didnt even do anything!

e: alex posted naked photos of you on snapchat

t: that wasnt me!

e: i saw the pictures

t: look around the room, her hair, shes not even wearing glasses

e: the hair on her head?

t: yes you idiot!

e: its a bit long...

t: exactly! what did i do to mine?

e: you chopped it all off

e: if that isnt you who is it

t: i think its ashley

e: ohhhhhh yea that makes sense...

t: GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK

e: nope