T: holy fuck Eric!!!!

E: what do you want

T: I got this new cool keyboard thing in my phone!!!!

E: is that why your typing so fast one handed???

T: yep. You know if you wouldn't lay on my hand I'd have both hands

E: oh well you do realize you could just I don't know... actually talk to me

T: no

T: you kissed me earlier

E:😏 sure did

T: your so mean

E: you loved it

T: no!!!!

E: look moans don't lie

T:😬I hate you

E: no you don't

T: sadly I'm lying

T: OK so yesterday I want to the movies and there was this really hot guy ❤️

E: ...

E:I hate you

T: lies

E: no I'm for real

T: I know

T: that you believe that

E: fuck you!

T:😏

T: when?

E: no

T:

E: you reading while texting me? How fake

T: no I'm jerking off

E: oh ok

E: WAIT WHAT

T:

T: I miss Marcus... 😞

E: my uncle is 28 years old!!!! That's way to old for you!!!

T: I like older men

E: we've talked about this

E: you have a boyfriend

T: I thought I had a girlfriend...

E: I really hate you