E: Hey sweetheart!

T: Lick

E: Que?

T: Lick

E: What are you talking about!!!! 😭

T:Lick...

E: what do you want to lick? i don't get it

T: Lick!

E: i will block you if you say that one more time

T: i wanna eat your dick😜

E: wait what!?!? 

T: but i cant fuck up my nails🤔

E: are you high?!?!?! 😱

T: SO ILL PICk IT UP WITH CHOP STICKS 👍

E: your nails aren't even done...

T: mouth wide open

E: THESE ARE LYRICS ARENT THEY

T:😌 i love you best friend 

E: I'm going to murder you in your sleep 

T: ill lock the door

E: i know were you hide the key

T: but... but i love you... 💑 < see best friends!!!

E: Nope 

T: i just remembered i moved to canada 

E: no you didnt 

T: yes i did

E: then why is your bedroom light on?

T: WHAT

E: I'm at your window, let me in