The Mythical FeatherWeight Crisis

Group Chat

Patton: Have you guys heard of the mythical featherweight crisis?

Logan: Is it a book.

Patton: Ya, a HISTORY book

Virgil: Was that all for a dad joke?

Thomas: Was I the only one laughing?

Logan: No, I can hear Patton having a fit of hysterics.

Patton: No

Logan: I can hear you... 

Virgil: Even I can hear him and my room is about a mile away from the others.

Patton: No no no I mean it wasn't all for a dad joke although it was a great joke.

Logan: I don't think that crisis ever actually happened.

Thomas: wouldn't it be funny if it did!

Virgil: it has mythical in the name

Logan: Virgil is correct I doubt that is a real thing

Patton: It has to be!

Thomas: Think of sitting in class learning about the mythical featherweight crisis 

Virgil: maybe that would actually make school worth it

Logan: Education is always worth it, besides that Patton where did you hear of this crisis?

Patton: ummm Wikipedia.com

Virgil: hey! That's the source we used throughout school!

Logan: Thomas! I told you to always check your sites for actual information

Thomas: but that takes soooooo long....

Virgil: Ya, no one has time to check the url for .edu

Logan: It takes one glance! Patton that is not a sustainable source. But besides the point what were the sources of the Wikipedia page?

Patton: Lemme check

Logan: Let me

Patton: Ok you can check

Logan: No, 'lemme' isn't correct it is 'let me'

Patton: oh

Patton: It just took me to a blog and now there is a rectangle on my screen that says virus alert

Virgil: you just got a virus on your phone

Patton: I needed a new one anyways!

Logan: That shows that the source was not a proper one and that The Mythical FeatherWeight Crisis never actually happened

Virgil: Congratulations Sherlock, but I'm going back to bed.

Patton: Ok bye Virgil!!

Thomas: Bye

Logan: Didn't you just get up?

Virgil: Yep

Virgil logged out

Patton: Well I'm gonna go learn more about the featherweight crisis

Patton logged out

Logan: going to

Logan: Well, I must go calculate your schedule for the next month.

Thomas: Ok bye!

Logan logged out

Thomas logged out

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