The Mythical FeatherWeight Crisis
Group Chat
Patton: Have you guys heard of the mythical featherweight crisis?
Logan: Is it a book.
Patton: Ya, a HISTORY book
Virgil: Was that all for a dad joke?
Thomas: Was I the only one laughing?
Logan: No, I can hear Patton having a fit of hysterics.
Patton: No
Logan: I can hear you...
Virgil: Even I can hear him and my room is about a mile away from the others.
Patton: No no no I mean it wasn't all for a dad joke although it was a great joke.
Logan: I don't think that crisis ever actually happened.
Thomas: wouldn't it be funny if it did!
Virgil: it has mythical in the name
Logan: Virgil is correct I doubt that is a real thing
Patton: It has to be!
Thomas: Think of sitting in class learning about the mythical featherweight crisis
Virgil: maybe that would actually make school worth it
Logan: Education is always worth it, besides that Patton where did you hear of this crisis?
Patton: ummm Wikipedia.com
Virgil: hey! That's the source we used throughout school!
Logan: Thomas! I told you to always check your sites for actual information
Thomas: but that takes soooooo long....
Virgil: Ya, no one has time to check the url for .edu
Logan: It takes one glance! Patton that is not a sustainable source. But besides the point what were the sources of the Wikipedia page?
Patton: Lemme check
Logan: Let me
Patton: Ok you can check
Logan: No, 'lemme' isn't correct it is 'let me'
Patton: oh
Patton: It just took me to a blog and now there is a rectangle on my screen that says virus alert
Virgil: you just got a virus on your phone
Patton: I needed a new one anyways!
Logan: That shows that the source was not a proper one and that The Mythical FeatherWeight Crisis never actually happened
Virgil: Congratulations Sherlock, but I'm going back to bed.
Patton: Ok bye Virgil!!
Thomas: Bye
Logan: Didn't you just get up?
Virgil: Yep
Virgil logged out
Patton: Well I'm gonna go learn more about the featherweight crisis
Patton logged out
Logan: going to
Logan: Well, I must go calculate your schedule for the next month.
Thomas: Ok bye!
Logan logged out
Thomas logged out
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