Sociopath
A/N: I will be at an acting camp from the 14th to the 24th and we can't bring our phones so there will be no updates until I come back ;-; I'm sorry guys! I'm going to miss you all but I'll be back soon, I promise!
Individual Chapter
Can you buy some milk?
-SH
I bought some yesterday.
-JW
It's gone.
-SH
Why?
-JW
There's an uhm... Visitor who like milk...
-SH
Somebody drank a gallon of milk? A client?
-JW
No... Not a client. You'll see when you get home, just get some milk.
-SH
You scare me.
-JW
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You got a cat?!
-JW
No.
-SH
Then why is there a cat sleeping on my armchair?!
-JW
Because a cat was in our kitchen when I got home.
-SH
Why?
-JW
I guess it got in through the window we always leave open.
-SH
We're keeping it?
-JW
It's cute.
-SH
Cute? That's not a word you use.
-JW
Well... It is.
-SH
It's going to think we're psychopaths, staying up until ungodly hours, bringing body parts home and having clients at 5 o'clock in the morning.
-JW
Sociopath. I'm a sociopath. You? It will have its own opinion of you but I'm sure it will be good.
-SH
Is it a girl or a boy?
-JW
Girl.
-SH
What should we name her?
-JW
How about fluffels?
-SH
Absolutely not.
-JW
Fine. How about Fleur? It's a graceful name for a graceful cat.
-SH
I love it.
-JW
Mrs. Hudson will be furious.
-SH
No, I think she'll quite like Fleur.
-JW
I can't believe we have a cat. We're starting to look like an old married couple.
-JW
[I <3 HEARING FROM YOU]
Do you have any pets?
-I have a cat :D he's a butthole sometimes but I love him to pieces.
A/N: See you guys when I get back! <3
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