we need to fix this situation of ours
sent 12:00 pm

"harry"
situation?

yeh
sent 12:01 pm

"neil" has been added to the conversation.

"loueh" has been added to the conversation.

"lima bean" has been added to the conversation.

"harry"
wut

"lima bean"
Harry what is this?

"neil"
guys im on the toilet i thought we agreed no texting while on the toilet

"lima bean"
no one agreed to that

"loueh"
ohhh kinky

same Louis
sent 12:08 pm

"neil"
WHY IS SHE STILL HERE

"neil" has left the conversation.

um no
sent 12:09 pm

"neil" has been added to the conversation.

boi i need to say something to you
sent 12:11 pm

"harry"
yeah you tell them babe

harry shuddup
sent 12:12 pm

"loueh"
yeahhh

"lima bean"
?

"neil"
who are you and what do you want with One Direction

i have a confession to make
sent 12:14 pm

so many of you know me as Courtney Jamie Pierce.
sent 12:14 pm

"lima bean"
i did not but thank you for the information.

but i have a confession.
sent 12:15 pm

that is not my real name
sent 12:15 pm

"lima bean"
oh

"harry"
court what are you taking about?

"loueh"
mate shes been catfishing you

"loueh"
i knew it

ive video chatted both of you what in the world
sent 12:17 pm

how could i- ya know what? nvm. okay so back to my confession.
sent 12:18 pm

"neil"
continue strange girl

i am not who you think i am. i am someone who has known you your entire lives. ive followed you, been with you, hell i even created you. i am the one, the only...
sent 12:20 pm

"harry"
my mom?

"loueh"
no you dumbass

"harry"
rude

"louis"
i love you 💓

"harry"
😀

"lima bean"
guys its obvious

"neil"
nah im lost

I AM...
sent 12:23 pm

"lima bean"
a crazy fangirl

SIMON COWEL
sent 12:23 pm

......
sent 12:23 pm

CLOSE ENOUGH LIAM
sent 12:24 pm

A FOR EFFORT
sent 12:24 pm

"loueh"
WRONG we've video chatted you

"harry"
yeah

"harry"
you're not simon cowell 😂

"neil"
guys can someone get me toilet paper? i'm out

"lima bean"
ohmigosh

"loueh"
thats unfortunate

yeah i'll send you some
sent 12:32 pm

"neil"
thanks mate

"neil"
wait

"lima bean"
......

"neil"
where do you even live??

lovely state of Washington
sent 12:35 pm

but dont worry
sent 12:36 pm

things travel fast 👌🏼
sent 12:36 pm

"neil"
.......

"neil"
liam can you get me toilet paper

"lima bean"
*sighs* sure

"neil"
😀

don't use hand soap
sent 12:40 pm

"lima bean"
who in their right mind washes their bum with hand soap?

"loueh"
^^^^

harry
sent 12:41 pm

"harry"
NO

"harry"
i'm too late. oh no.

"harry"
for the record it was one time

ONE TIMES TOO MANY
sent 12:43 pm

"harry"
STOP MAKING ME RELIVE IT