Unknown: Is this Sedona?

Sedona: Who are you?

Unknown: I know
you're dating RM from
BTS and I saw something
earlier. I know you're JHope's
sister too

Sedona: Lol ok

Sedona: What do you want,
unknown shit-stirrer

Unknown:

Unknown: It's fuzzy because
I zoomed in. Sorry

Sedona:

Sedona: You're a good
person. You left the credits
on the edit

Sedona: IM A POET

Unknown: It's not
an edit! And that's a
watermark from the
person who took the
picture

Sedona: But you said you
took it

Sedona: Omg this is
hilarious

Sedona: Wait wait let
me show Namjoon omg
he's gunna die, his hair
magically changed
colour

Sedona: Well either way you
can suck my GINORMOUS
penis

Sedona: What did you say
your name was?

Sedona: Helloooo?
-message not sent-

Sedona: 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm dying!!
-Message not sent-

—-

Sedona: Kim Namjoon!!!

Nj: Sedona

Sedona: How dare you
cheat on me with a fuzzy
pinkblack girl!!

Sedona: Oh wait

Sedona: How dare you
cheat on me with a fuzzy
Blackpink girl!!

Nj: I don't get it

Sedona: 😂😂Im dying
omg

Nj: What??

Sedona: I just got a
failed attempt at breaking
us up 😂😂😂😂

Nj: Oh.. ok?

Sedona: Gotta tell the
girls love ya bye

Nj: ???

Nj: Love you too

—-

Unknown: Park Jimin?

Jm: Who is this

Unknown: It's Amelie

Jm: ok....

Unknown: Don't worry
I don't want to meet up
or anything. I'm actually
in a happy relationship with
a six month old baby boy

Jm: What?

Unknown: Anyway idk
wtf is going on but my baby
is NOT yours and idk why
your lawyer contacted me
but istg if they contact
me again I will file
harassment charges against
Big Hit and You.

Jm: Wait what?!

Jm: No you don't understand

Jm: Can I call you so
I know it's you?

Unknown: You got five
minutes

-JM has started voice call-

Jm: Hi..

Unknown: Yeah, hi.

Jm: It is you, Amelie

Unknown: Of course!!

Jm: Let me explain. I got a message from someone claiming to be you. They said that I got you pregnant and I needed to pay support.

Unknown: Jesus dumbo, you wore a condom AND I was on the pill. Really?!?!

Jm: yeah ok ok. I'm sorry

Unknown: Well okay. I'm glad everything is sorted. You can tell your company that you didn't knock me up. Maybe try to find whoever sent you that stupid message.

Jm: Ok. Thanks, Amelie

Unknown: Alright. Take care of yourself, Jimin

Jm: You, too. And congratulations on your son

Unknown: Thank you. He's the best thing that ever happened to me. Bye, Jimin.

Jm: Bye, Amelie

-The call ends-