Yuwei: Yoooongo boongo

Yg: Oppa

Yuwei: Yoongi boongo oppa

Yg: I meant just oppa
but nevermind. What do you
want

Yuwei: Sydney loves us
more than she loves you

Yg: If you're trying to make
me jealous it wont work

Yg: I already know she loves you
guys more

Yuwei: What a boring response

Yuwei: But I bet that
you DIDNT know that
we are having a girly sleep
over and we are all in lingerie
so we get to see her sexy
black set

Yg: Sydney never wears
matching sets. Try again

Yuwei: we hare having lamb
skewers

Yg: excuse me what

Yuwei: Yummmmy scrummy
lamb skewers and none for
you

Yg: You are dead to me

Yuwei: Really??!! You get
jealous of the food??

Yg: Don't talk to me

Yuwei:

Yuwei: Woooow

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Jk: YOURE HAVING LAMB
SKEWERS WITHOUT ME?!

Jk: I WANT A DIVORCE

Yuwei: We arent married

Jk: Wow so I finally see the real
you

Yuwei: I don't have lamb
skewers I was trying to make
Yoongi oppa jealous

Jk: DONT CALL HIM THAT

Jk: call me that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yuwei: Jungkookie Oppa

Jk: DONT CALL ME THAT
IM AT WORK OMG

Yuwei: 🙄

Yuwei: Anyway did you
hear what happened with
Sydney?

Jk: Yeah it's weird

Jk: Why would somebody
do that

Jk: Especially

Jk: Listen

Yuwei: 👂

Jk: it's obviously someone
who knows that Sydney's
boyfriend is Yoongi Hyung,
otherwise they wouldn't
have known to use his birthday
to unlock her phone. There's
so many number combinations
but they chose that one?

Jk: Also, they didn't steal Bambam
and Yoongi Hyungs numbers
to text or call, they just said
horrible things, which means
that it's someone who knows
them already. Maybe

Yuwei: We think it could be
Anya

Jk: Wow genius I didn't
even think of that

Yuwei: 😎

Jk: I have to get back to
work 🥺

Jk Call me later or I'll
divorce you

Yuwei: Bye Jungkookie
Oppa~

Jk: SAVE IT FOR THE
BEDROOM

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AN: Ok so I was drunk when I wrote this so I had to go back and correct things lol. Sorry its short