Sj: Heyyy Namjoonie
Joon Joon

Nj: Uh.. yeah?

Sj: Mr sexy brain
president

Nj: ... Are you.. ok
Hyung?

Sj: WHAT THE FUCK
DO I DO

Nj: Wow an F bomb

Nj: What did you do?
Romie pregnant again?

Nj: Gotta wrap it in
rubber Hyung seriously

Sj: NO SHES NOT

Sj: SOMEONE TEXT
HER TOLD HER THAT
HE IS IN LOVE WITH HER

Nj: Oh that's not nice. But
what's the problem? She's
with you so you don't need
to worry

Sj: But I'm such a bad
boyfriend WHAT IF SHE
FALLS FOR HIM??

Nj: Hyung you aren't a bad
boyfriend you both just had
a rough start. You're fine
now right?

Sj: what if she leaves me

Nj: She won't

Sj: But what if

Nj: She WONT hyung.
Don't worry about it ok?

Sj: Yeah.. I guess...

Sj: Thanks Joonie

Nj: No prob

—-

Yuwei: Hey buttface

Ki: Wassup shit-for-brains

Yuwei: The sky dumbass

Ki: You're still on the
train so it would be the ceiling
snot breath

Yuwei: Shut up or I'll
send this pic to everyone

Yuwei:

Ki: I don't even care

Ki: What do you want
you saggy ball sack you have
a boyfriend stop thinking
about me

Ki: .... I don't want him
to kill me

Yuwei: You didn't go
into my phone when I was
napping did you? And give
out any numbers?

Ki: No why

Ki: Wait what number

Yuwei: Romie

Ki: GTG BYE

Yuwei: KIHYUN TELL
ME WHAT YOU KNOW

Yuwei: TELL ME NOW

Yuwei: KIHYUN NN

—-

Yuwei: I need a favour

Yg: That's not how you
ask for help

Yg: Ask properly and I'll
maybe consider it

Yuwei: -__-"

Yuwei: My favourite person
ever fire spitter Oppa please
can you help me

Yg: You may ask. Whether I
help or not is yet to be
decided

Yuwei: It's interesting

Yuwei: I need information
from Butthead Yoo Kihyun

Yg: You have my attention

Yuwei: Someone from
Monsta X (I'm assuming)
went into my phone while
I was napping and took Romies
number. He knows who it is

Yg: For what purpose?

Yuwei: To proclaim their
love

Yg: lol I'm in. Give me a few
minutes

Yuwei: You're the best!

Yg: For payment you need to
tell Jungkook that I'm the best

Yuwei: