Liam: guys. You're not going to believe what just happened

Received at 4:53 pm

Harry: you finally lost your virginity

Sent at 4:53 pm

Zayn: you finally realized that your beard was stupid

Received at 4:55 pm

Louis: you finally realized that my ass will always be better than Zayn's

Received at 4:56 pm

Zayn: you're such a hoe Louis

Received at 4:57 pm

Louis: wanna fight bitch?

Received at 5:01 pm

Zayn: I haven't decided yet. I'll get back to you on it.

Received at 5:02 pm

Louis: slut

Received at 5:03 pm

Zayn: was I supposed to be offended by that? Honestly princess, get over yourself.

Received at 5:04 pm

Harry: jfc. What's wrong with you guys?

Sent at 5:05 pm

Zayn: I said Louis had a flat ass. Apparently he's offended by that.

Received at 5:06 pm

Louis: MY ASS IS NOT FLAT. OMFG.

Received at 5:07 pm

Zayn: it was a joke. Good god man.

Received at 5:08 pm

Louis: one does not simply joke about another mans ass being flat.

Received at 5:09 pm

Zayn: that's it. Im done with your shit Louis.

Received at 5:10 pm

Liam: dammit guys, why can't we have a group conversation without a fight? First it was Harry and Niall, now it's you two. Don't make me ground you.

Received at 5:11 pm

Louis: oh shit. Whatever you do Daddy, don't ground me *fake cries cause I really don't give a shit*

Received at 5:12 pm

Harry: Niall and I didn't argue... speaking of Niall... where is he?

Sent at 5:13 pm

Zayn: did you really just call Liam, Daddy? Whore.

Received at 5:14 pm

Liam: Zayn. Knock it off. Louis. Don't be a shit. Harry. You guys fought constantly, hence why he's not a part of the conversation.

Received at 5:15 pm

Harry: that's a stupid reason. We're on good terms now.

Sent at 5:16 pm

Harry: sorta.

Sent at 5:17 pm

Louis: sorta? What the hell is sorta okay? Did you guys f uck again?

Received at 5:18 pm

Zayn: I can assure you they didn't f uck again. God Louis, stop being such a slut.

Received at 5:18 pm

Louis: did I ask for your opinion? No I didn't. God. Besides, how would you know?

Received at 5:19 pm

Zayn: because I'm god. Stick that in your juice box and suck it.

Received at 5:19 pm

Louis: I would rather suck your dick

Received at 5:19 pm

Zayn: oh baby. Name a time and place ;)

Received at 5:20 pm

Liam: can we just have a civil conversation. Christ.

Received at 5:20 pm

Harry: I'm adding Ni.

Sent at 5:20 pm

Liam: Harry, don't.

Received at 5:21 pm

Harry: why not? Give me one good reason.

Sent at 5:22 pm

Liam: because I said so. Besides I know he won't reply anyways, he's too busy f ucking someone in the next room.

Received at 5:23 pm

Louis: oh shit

Received at 5:25 pm

Zayn: shots fired *grabs popcorn and waits*

Received at 5:26 pm

Louis: share? *grabs some of your popcorn*

Received at 5:27 pm

Zayn: bitch, did I say you could have some?

Received at 5:28 pm

Louis: bitch, did you just call me bitch?

Received at 5:29 pm

Zayn: bite me

Received at 5:29 pm

Louis: with pleasure

Received at 5:29 pm

Liam: Harry? You haven't replied yet and now I feel like you're mad at me. :(

Received at 5:30 pm

Harry: I'm not mad.

Sent at 5:32 pm

Harry: I'm f ucking pissed. I feel so bloody stupid right now and to be quite honest Liam, I feel like shit.

Message canceled

Louis: liar liar pants on fireeeeeee

Received at 5:33 pm

Harry: f uck off Louis.

Sent at 5:33 pm

Louis: feisty.

Received at 5:33 pm

Harry: I'm not in the mood.

Sent at 5:34 pm

Liam: Harry I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. I know you still have feelings for him and shit... I'm really sorry

Received at 5:35 pm

Harry: I don't have feelings for him anymore.

Sent at 5:36 pm

Louis: *sneezes*

Received at 5:36 pm

Louis: sorry. I'm allergic to bullshit.

Received at 5:36 pm

Harry: you know what Louis?! You don't know anything. You don't know what it's like to have your heart literally ripped out of your chest. So f uck you okay? I'm not in the mood.

Message canceled

Harry: whatever Louis, I want you to kindly go f uck yourself and find something better to do with your life.

Sent at 5:37 pm

Louis: damn son

Received at 5:37 pm

Zayn: damn son

Received at 5:37 pm

Liam: damn son

Received at 5:37 pm

Zayn: Liam. We didn't give you permission to speak.

Received at 5:38 pm

Louis: marry me?

Received at 5:38 pm

Liam: no

Received at 5:38 pm

Louis: I wasn't asking you, goddamn hoe.

Received at 5:39 pm

Liam: takes one to know one.

Received at 5:40 pm

Harry: damn son.

Sent at 5:41 pm

Zayn: Harry... that was so two minutes ago.

Received at 5:41 pm

Harry: I felt left out. Sue me.

Sent at 5:42 pm

Zayn: you'll be hearing from my lawyer.

Received at 5:42 pm

Harry: f uck you.

Sent at 5:43 pm

Louis: hoe, that's my job.

Received at 5:44 pm

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What even is this chapter lol.

It's all over the place. Omg.

Haha.

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