natalia
WASSUP FUCKERS

kitty klaus
I see you're feeling better, then?

natalia
heck yeah, my dude

natalia
feeling great

natalia
😊

cutie kol
I see through your lies.

natalia
😒

natalia
listen here u lil bitch

booty bekah
It's been two weeks, Nat.

baby freya
I'm from a different century
and even I know what's happening.

dad
Freya's right.

natalia
shut up elijah

natalia
no one asked you

natalia
any of you

cutie kol
Natalia.

natalia
I'm just confused!

natalia
What am I supposed to do,
show up at her house all like
"hey girl u wanna make out"?

booty bekah
Well, I mean...

kitty klaus
Rebekah, no.

booty bekah
Rebekah, yes.

dad
Perhaps I know someone who
can give some advice. Two
someone's, actually.

natalia
are there more Mikaelsons?

natalia
please no

dad added two members to the groupchat.

Unknown
Um, Elijah?

Unknown
What are we doing here?

dad
Hayley, Camille, meet Natalia.

natalia
hey y'all

natalia changed Unknown's name to Hayley

natalia changed Unknown's name to Camille

Hayley
oh my god

Hayley
you're the girl davina
wants to jump

Camille
I believe the exact words were,
"I want to jump her bones."

natalia
😳😳😳

natalia
yikes, gotta blast

kitty klaus
You scared her away. 😒