Hermione Granger was eating a treacle tart while reading with a purring Crookshanks on her lap in an armchair by the window, overlooking the yard. She was sure to keep her phone within arms reach; she really didn't want to buy another box of bandages.

Suddenly, her phone buzzed.

Carefully, not disturbing Crookshanks, who was eyeing the vibrating rectangle, she grasped her phone and got in, pressing the notifications bar.

1 message from Unknown.

Again? Oh well, it was fun yesterday. Why not?

[MEANWHILE]

"Truth or Dare, Pansy," Blaise asked, smirking.

"Uhhh, truth." Pansy replied.

"So, who do you have a crush on?"

"Ummm..." Her cheeks flushed, "Harry Potter." she said in a voice barely above a whisper.

"What?"

"Harry Potter!"

"Ooooo! I ship it!" Theo squealed, tackling Pansy.

"Invite us to the wedding!" Draco smirked over Theo's shoulder, earning a giggle from Daphne.

"Alright, I guess, now, uhm, Draco Truth or Dare?" Pansy said, her face flushed from lack of oxygen (that Theo is heavy).

"Dare." The blonde boy replied,

"Oh, haha, this'll be fun..." Pansy said, smiling evilly.

"Oh no..."

"Oh yes! Blaise, Theo, Daphne, help me decide!"

"We could make him dye his hair a bright color, like neon orange!" Daphne said, clapping her hands.

"Good idea, but any other options?" Pansy asked, looking at the group.

"How about we just drink a glass of fire whiskey?" Draco asked, looking over Theo's head.

"We weren't asking you."

"How about we make him sing 'The Hogwarts Song' while dancing on top of the Slytherin table like a chicken?" Theo pipped up.

"Haha, I would love to see that!" Pansy exclaimed, "Let's do i-"

"How about we do another Lyrics prank on Granger?" Blaise said suddenly.

Everything was quiet for a moment.

Then...

"Yes! You're a genius Blaise!" Pansy squealed excitedly, giving Blaise a bear hug."Any good ideas?"

"I've got one!" Daphne said, standing up and whispering in Pansy's ear. Pansy's eyes lit up.

"Yes girl!" She high-fived Daphne, and whispered it in Draco's ear. He frowned, but took out his phone.

"Well, here goes nothing..."

Unknown:
I've found a love,

Hermione:
That's great! Who is it?

Unknown:
For me,

Hermione:
Congrats! Who is it?

Unknown:
Darling just dive right in,

Hermione:
Who, me???

Unknown:
Follow my lead,

Hermione:
Umm, I just need to know who exactly you're talking to: me, or your love?

Unknown:
Well, I found a girl,

Hermione:
Ok, she's lucky to have a person like you!

Unknown:
Beautiful and sweet,

Hermione:
Good for you!

Unknown:
I never knew you were the someone, waiting for me,

Hermione:
You mean "she", not "you", because now it sounds like you're talking about me.

Unknown:
'Cuz we were just kids when we fell in love, not knowing what it was,

Hermione:
Young love...oh Merlin I sound like Rita Skeeter.

Unknown:
I will not give you up this time, but darling just kiss me slow, your heart is all I own, and in your eyes you're holding mine,

Hermione:
No, it's "her", not "your" Because it sounds like you're talking about me.

Unknown:
Baby, I'm dancing in the dark,

Hermione:

That's highly dangerous! What if you trip and break your skull and get shipped to St. Mungos?

Unknown:
With you between my arms,

Hermione:

"Her", not "you". As I said, it sounds like you're talking about me.

Unknown:
Barefoot on the grass,

Hermione:
Watch out for the turds.

Unknown:
Listening to our favorite song,

Hermione:
Ooo! What is it?

Unknown:
When you said you looked a mess,

Hermione:
"She"! Not "you"!

Unknown:
I whispered underneath my breath, but you heard it, darling you look perfect tonight,

Hermione:
"SHE" NOT "YOU" and plus it's 8:00 in the morning, how is it nighttime?

Unknown:
Well I found a woman, stronger than anyone I know,

Hermione:
That's cool! Can she lift weights? Cuz I can't...

Unknown:
She shares my dreams, I hope that someday, I share her love,

Hermione:
Good!

Unknown:
I found a love, to carry more than just my secrets, to carry love, to carry children, of our own, we are still kids but we're so in love,

Hermione:
Uhh, if you're still kids why are you thinking about kids and stuff???

Unknown:
Fighting against all odds, I know we'll be alright this time,

Hermione:
Can you see into the future? That's Divination, you know. It's absolute garbage, I can't even stand it like WHAT THE HELL YOU CAN'T SEE THE FUTURE IN BLOODY TEA LEAVES and oh merlin the teacher who teaches it is so, uhgh, let's just say I'm not terribly fond of her-

Unknown (cutting in):
Darling just hold my hand, be my girl I'll be your man, I see my future in your eyes,

Hermione:
"HER" NOT "YOUR" GEEZ

Unknown:
Baby, I'm dancing in the dark,

Hermione:
Don't do that. As I said, it's highly dangerous. Tsk tsk

Unknown:
With you between my arms,

Hermione:
H E R

Unknown:
Barefoot in the grass, listening to our favourite song,

Hermione:
Do you use an iPod?

Unknown:
I have faith in what I see,

Hermione:
In a "crystal ball"? Well, you shouldn't, because all that is a fake-oops sorry, I was about to go into one of my rants again. Continue!

Unknown:
And I know I have met an angel, in person, she looks perfect,

Hermione:
YASSS YOU SAID "SHE"

Unknown:
I don't deserve this, you look perfect tonight,

Hermione:
I WAS JUST PRAISING YOU FOR SAYING "SHE" AND NOW YOU GO AND ARGH!!!

Unknown:
Sorry. It was part of a song.

Hermione:
W H A T??!?!!

By now, everyone gathered around Hermione, curious to as why the witch was pulling at her frizzy hair and breathing heavily.

Unknown:
Perfect, by Ed Sheeran, now I'mma go before you find out who I an and kill me in my sleep. Till next time, Granger.

[Unknown has left the app]

"Alright, you beat me this time." Hermione breathed, sinking lower into the plush armchair.

~*~

Draco smirked as he put his phone down.

"Did you finish it??" Pansy poked her head inside the room. They had decided earlier, during the texting, that they would be surprised later on.

"Yeah," Draco handed her his phone.

She squeals, running back into the hallway. "Guys he did it HE DID IT!!" promptly followed by squeals and then,

"Um, what's your passcode??"

Draco takes back his phone and types in the passcode, careful not to let them see what was on the screen:

Hermione Is Hot.

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