A Few Days Later
(swearing by Ron, sorry! there's also no dramione in this one, I just needed to add it. thx for bearing with this weirdo :3)

At Hermione's Flat (apartment)

   Hermione dropped the bags on the rug and walked back inside with a bounce in her step.

   "Aren't you going to help me load it?" Ron grunted, heaving the suitcases onto the bus steps.

   "Nope!"

   "Fine, have it your way," Ron spat and disappeared into the bus. The doors closed, and Hermione watched as the bus became a tiny speck, then disappeared completely over the horizon.

   She had never been so happy all her life.

   She was now free to do anything she pleased. Hermione sighed contentedly, settling down on the armchair and pulling out a book. It was her day.

   Wait

   Hold on.

   Did you really think that she, Hermione Granger, saltiest witch of her age, would let him run away without one last sting?

   Not gonna happen.

   "Hey, Lav? Can I use your phone real quick?" Hermione called into the guest room. If you thought I was killing her off you were wrong. She and Hermione were on good terms ever since Lavender and Ron broke up because Lavender didn't want Hermione to be depressed she's a good gal here.

   Lavender came out of the room. "Sure. The password's XXXXXX. Just don't scratch it. You know it's new. And I wouldn't want everyone on my contact list to have to re-adjust to another number after I changed my old one," she said, handing Hermione the phone and fixing the girl with a look.

   "Okay, you can trust me," Hermione grinned, and her friend seemed to relax. She went back into her room and closed the door. Hermione sighed and set her book down. Crookshanks padded over and sat on it to keep it warm and make sure literally everything in this house had at least four cat hairs per square inch. The girl chuckled and booped the cat on the nose before tapping the six-digit password into the phone. She really was in a good mood. She should teach him a lesson.

Ron looked out the window at the blurred landscape dotted with small drops of moisture. He never liked her anyway. Britney kisses way better. And besides, she was always so boring, never wanting to make out or anything because she "had to study." Ugh. Suddenly, his phone buzzed in his pocket. He took it out. Hm. He didn't recognise this number. But who knows? Maybe they're an even better kisser than Britney.

Unknown:
I'm done hating myself for feeling.

Ron:
uh, whos this?

Unknown:
I'm done crying myself awake.

Ron:
uhh

Unknown:
I've gotta leave and start the healing.

Ron:
how can u leave when i havent even met you yet?

Unknown:
But when you move like that, I just want to stay

Ron:
come over, then well see

Unknown:
What have I become?

Ron:
a sexy ass monster. hopefully. well see😉 send pics

   Hermione rolled her eyes. He hadn't changed one bit. Of course, it had only been a few minutes. She was just getting started.

Unknown:
Looking through your phone now, oh.

Ron:
no shit sherlock, im looking through an banana

Unknown:
Love to you is just a game.

Ron:
isnt life just a game? i say try to get the most out of it

Does that mean switching girlfriends every two months or so? Hermione thought bitterly, but pushed the thought away and looked back at her phone

Unknown:
Look what I've done.

Ron:
cant look until you send pics

Unknown:
Dialing up the numbers on you.

Ron:
fyi, were texting. u must think your the brightest wich of ur age

Unknown:
I don't want my heart to break.

Ron:
i wont break ur heart, promise

   Hermione lightly blew air through her nose like you do when you see a meme that's only slightly funny. As if. Oh, look, the lyrics fit perfectly.

Unknown:
Baby, how do you sleep when you lie to me?

Ron:
im not lying baby

Unknown:
All that shame and all that danger.

Ron:
shame?

Unknown:
I'm hoping that my love will keep you up tonight.

Ron: 
girl i dont even know u

Unknown:
Baby,

Ron:
 now were getting somewhere. ily too. pics?

Unknown:
How do you sleep when you lie to me?

Ron: 
wtf

Unknown:
All that fear and all that pressure.

Ron:
girl wtf r u talking about

Unknown:
I'm hopin' that my love will keep you up tonight.

Ron:
why the fuck do you say you love me but then say i cheat?

Unknown:
Love will keep you up tonight.

Ron:
ur repeating urself, u no

Unknown:
Oh no, how did I manage to lose me?

Ron:
????????

Unknown:
I am not this desperate,

Ron:
crazy ass bitch

Unknown:
Not this crazy.

Ron:
yes u r, but finally ur listening! now, will u send pics for merlins sake?

Unknown:
There's no way I'm sticking around to find out.

Ron:
fine, u wanna leave? this is getting annoying as fuck

Unknown:
I won't lose like that,

Ron:
then send the fucking pics!

Unknown:
I won't lose myself.

Ron:
ur a virgin?

Unknown:
Look what I've done now.

Ron:
bitch i cant look until u send the goddamn pics!!

Unknown:
Dialing up the numbers on you.

Ron:
omg, no bitch rlly????

Unknown:
I don't want my heart to break.

Ron:
ur heart wont break, it might get stolen tho hehe

Unknown:
Baby,

Ron:
thats more like it. im good with girls

Unknown:
How do you sleep when you lie to me?

Ron:
bitch that hurt

Unknown:
All that shame and all that danger.

Ron:
when will u stop being so dam cryptic?

Unknown:
I'm hoping that my love will keep you up tonight.

Ron:
bitch u just said- fasdhjklh

Unknown:
Baby,

Ron:
what

Unknown:
How do you sleep when you like to me?

Ron:
bitch im done w u, ur just an ass and so goddam cryptic and i hate thos kind of girls, by bitch

Unknown:
Haha bitch I hate you too.

Ron:
wait wtf

Unknown:
Hate, Your-Ex-That-you-so-shamelessly-cheated-on, Hermione <3

Ron:
WHAT

   Hermione's grin as she tapped the 'block' button was way too wide for her face. Lavender walked into the room at that moment. A pair of earbuds that were in her ears but the cord was dangling in the air, not connected to anything.

   "Sorry Mia, I really need some heavy metal right no- wait, what did you do?" Lavender stared skeptically at Hermione. Hermione just kept grinning.

   "Your phone's alright, I just did something I'll never regret," Hermione said as she handed the phone back to Lavender. Lavender shot her a look and plugged the earbuds into the phone, walking back into her room. Hermione stretched and laid back contentedly, reclining over the, uh, recliner. Crookshanks hopped into her lap and she stroked his long, soft fur. Hermione sighed. It was truly the perfect day.

     She drifted off to sleep with a smile on her face.