M Shadows as Cody Risen Keltner

"We're almost there can't wait for you to meet the family Baby."

Tiffany Stratton as Tiffany Autumn Keltner

"Well when you told me your family lived out in the country I didn't expect them to be this deep in it."

Bryan Garris as Bryan Sawyer

Clancy Brown as Papa Sawyer

"Who the fuck do you think you are? Oh just you wait until Jed gets out here."

Jedidiah Sawyer

*mental breakdown and grunting ensues.*