The Assembly 

By FoolsErrand

translated by  johnnedwill

An expectant hush fell upon the assembled Glorias as a fabely Big Butch Omi trolled in.

'Perhaps someomi would like to cackle a few lavs?' the Omi enquired all unclelike.

Glorias don't have slingbacks, but if these Glorias did, they were all vadaing thataways.

'Let's get a move on,' continued the Big Butch Omi all wilded up, breaking the awkward nishta cackle.

The Fantabulosa Fairy stretched out into the Universe and curled a wispy lupper around a twinkling fakement known in the ajax as the Sun. The Omi, being a right queen, paused and then, all spangly-like, put it out like some badgy fag.

A bona exhalation arose from the Glorias gathered around.

The Omi cackled soft and snidely, 'At last, duckies. Now we can all get some letty'.