Vogon Poetry is back! — Today with a few Limericks & Stuff

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There was a young punker called Samurai

Who said what is this thing that I

Am featured in May

Hip Hip hooray

Its TK 89, my oh my!!!

By elveloy

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There was once a guy named Kai

Who wanted to be a Samurai

Could go no further than a punk

As he had flunked

Watching all the series of Cobra Kai.

By Nablai

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TK 89 threw a tantrum in May

Said, "I'm tired of being in the fray

With Samurais and punks of the day

Where's the mothership, that I really miss

I'm going back to the Ooorah crew.

Phew!"

By Nablai

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