Original: Three Blind Mice

Three blind mice. Three blind mice.

See how they run. See how they run.

They all ran after the farmer's wife,

Who cut off their tails with a carving knife,

Did you ever see such a sight in your life,

As three blind mice?

TK version: Three Punks Spiced

Three punks spiced. Three punks spiced.

See how they run. See how they spun.

They all found a better way of life,

They went outer space, smoking loosestrife,

Did you ever see such a light in their eyes,

Those three punks spiced.