Klingon 

WD-40

pong AngusEcrivain 

by Bing translator

original version: English Hol

tlhIngan pong bing mughwI' mughmeH

"ain't ghoS tIqqu', bang," jatlh micheal, wa' ghop, handset 'uch chalvaD HeS ghaH latlh, teS SIch, 'ej ghaH towards jam luch, nItlh laH wd-40 gripping 'uchlu'chu'bogh. "neH gotta ... Suq baQa' laH SoQ ... yap 'ay' ... QeyHa'moH"

qeb 'ej bach je 'uSer greasy, slippery substance vaj maw mIchHom Hoch laH ghaH chalvaD HeS QID 'ej creaked around ghaH, luch 'ej cogs.

"'oH Suq! ghaH bastard loQ! "

jatlhpu', ghaH gantry 'ej wItI'nISmo', mIw baq micheal legh neH smug, yon DochHa'meH Hoch tlhe' taH qIb.

Klingon (plqaD) (by Bing translator)