Yeah Boy! That's the Shit! by AngusEcrivain 

https://youtu.be/o45YDwcz9Rk

So fuck if you ain't the sporty type

What's that got to do with me?

Ain't tellin' me you can't play Zombie Cricket

With a break for a cup of tea

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It's the apocalypse yo so listen up

Y'gotta' do what y'gotta' do

An' batterin' the crap outta' some undead fucks

I know that sounds like a crack to you

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Ain't difficult to play I'll explain the rules

Hit 'em in the head an' don't get bit

Tea an' scones come half way through

Yeah boy! That's the shit!