First, here's the original; Blue Bell Boy

I had a little boy,
And called him Blue Bell;
Gave him a little work,
He did it very well.

I bade him go upstairs
To bring me a gold pin;
In coal scuttle fell he,
Up to his little chin.

He went to the garden
To pick a little sage;
He tumbled on his nose,
And fell into a rage.

He went to the cellar
To draw a little beer;
And quickly did return
To say there was none there.

And here's angerbda's badass Greenpunk version; Green Hell Toy

I had a little toy
And called him Green Hell
Gave him a little pock
He hide it very well

I let him go up there
To bring me a good wind
In wild bushes he fell
And blew his engine steam

He went to the forest
To fumble with his swage
He messed up with the pock
And liberate a phage

He went to the city
To replace of his ware
And quickly did return
All there had burned in Hell