Jingle Bells, by MadMikeMarsbergen

Jingle bells

We're in hell

Donald Trump is Pres

Oh what fun it is to die

At the hands of a dumbshit

Hey!

Jingle bells

We're in hell

Let's go back in time

So hop on into my machine

And let's escape that "hair"

Hey!

Jingle bells

Out of hell

And in a SteamPunk world

Grind my gears and blow my top

'Cause I just saved your life

Hey!