Punk Love, by elveloy

(with apologies to Monday's Child...)

A Piratepunk lover will steal your heart

And Teslapunk lovers will give you a start!

Mythpunk lovers will spin you a tale

A Greenpunk lover is too fond of kale

A Latinpunk lover is too pedantic

And though a Candlepunk lover can be romantic

I think a Steampunk lover is the best one yet

For a Steampunk lover is hot and wet!