Naruto and Neil Gaiman

Went for a stroll in the Hogwarts castle

Wandering in the basements

They found Luke Skywalker frozen!

Petrified by the love in Nagini's eyes

Neil tried to bring him back to life

Alas, Luke was already gone

Bound by the vow of Tom.

Naruto defied the spell

Changed into Twilight's Bells

Summoned a Captain Marvel from space

She tied all of them and fled.

By Nablai