???: You sure about this?

???2: Yes, I'm sure you can do this.

???: You sure you're sure?

???2: Yes. Now just follow my breathing and my movement. . .

Water Breathing First Form: Water Surface Slash

???: You know that's cool and all, but there's just one problem. Where the do you expect me to get the air for that? I have asthma and weak lungs. I specialize in operations in low oxygen environments, not what ever this is. And wisteria is out of the picture because reasons.

???, muttering: Fucking allergies

???2: Well . . .

???: You didn't think this through did you? You know what? *temporarily stops breathing while flipping off ???2*

???2, panicking: Alright, alright, sorry. I forgot, okay?

???: *starts breathing again* Alright.

???2: Okay, so you have any ideas for how to do this?

???: Yes.

???2: No. No. Forget that I asked, I'm never taking into account you ideas for weapon design again.

???: Okay, maybe recommending a hammer for killing demons was a bad idea, but that was one time.

???2: You're forgetting the other couple of times.

???: Okay, okay, the quarterstaff was a bad idea, but what were the other ones?

???2: Let's see, the bare chain, the billy club, and the  stick with the nails through it  to name a few. You can't use a blunt weapon on demons.

???: Okay, jeez, you don't have to bring up everything. Besides, these ones are good and I know what we're going after now.

???2: *looks at some of the designs* These aren't katanas.

???: Yeah, no shit. Can't use the fancy breathing if I can't breathe, so why limit myself to a katana?

???2: Yes, but what is this?

???: It's something I picked up from those foreigners. You remember when I wasn't in Japan for a while?

???2: Yes?

???, handing ???2 a note book with various designs in it: So, I was on a trip and looking at the weapons of other cultures, found somethings that might work. Also broadened to things beyond swords.

???2, looking through the note book: So a spear, an oversized hatchet, a bow, a short gun, a dual bladed sword, some other stuff. . . What the hell is this?

???: Oh, that one. Yes, that's something I designed by taking influence from other places. That one's special. Little bit of axe, little bit of hammer, some crowbar, and some polearm.

???2: And who's making these things?

???: Me.

???2: Why am I not surprised.

???: I dunno. Although, I think you will be happy to know that I'm not going to ask you to buy me things this time. . .

???2: Good, my wallet thanks yo-

???: Yeah, I stole what I needed while I was abroad.

???2: Damn it. Why do you keep doing this

???: Kleptomania

???2 just stares at ??? in silence.

???2: Damn it. Guess it's too late to do anything about that now. *sighs* Show me what we're working with kid.

???: Yay, thanks Mr. Urokodaki!

Urokodaki: Don't thank me yet kid. I've put up with your shit long enough to know that you won't stop even if you 

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A/N(?): This is another thing that I'm going to do eventually, but I'm just going to leave this here so that I don't forget another idea.

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Random Demon: Blood? Blood? BLOOD! GIVE IT TO ME!

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A/N: Damn it, the stab wound is leaking. And attracting demons. Hold please.

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Problem solved. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to do some things. Like homework, college apps, studying for things, solving a murder case, cleaning my room, procrastinating, announcing other ideas, and making sure I haven't left any blood behind for other demons. 

This story will be released eventually, because of those things, and me also needing the time to do background research on this type of combat and the Demon Slayer story and universe as a whole.

I hope y'all have an abso-fucking-lutely wonderful rest of your days. Peace 

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