spamalam!!

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reading it devours and i love this book so much

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maven and rorie are very cool kids

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""how's my young scientist?" carlos dropped to one knee. janice grimaced. "i dont like science," she said. "i want to be a professional athlete." "but athletics is science!" carlos said. "all that movement is physics. and sports that involve test tubes, like golf or water polo, are especially scientific. here, i have a chart." the chart was a piece of paper that had a picture of a basketball and the words SPORTS = SCIENCE. "the data is irrefutable," he said. she laughed and he smiled, happy to have gotten the laugh from her." I AM SO FUCKING SOFT

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eamble to me!! i like hearing stuff

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im very tired

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gay rights

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throwback to when i never shut the fuck up about kevin price and now i never shut the fuck up about kevin db

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still love kevin price tho, hes good hours

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i feel!! weird but good

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oh!!!! i dyed my hair do you guys want pictures??

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"kevin was a great figure in the history of the church. he had once been a radio host in a town called desert bluffs until one day he had found an old oak door. he had gone through that door, and had entered heaven, where he had met the smiling god. when he returned, it was with the message of the smiling god, a message that he spread through his radio shows until he disappeared." OH THAT IS FUCKING FASCINATING BECAUSE ACCORDING TO KEVIN IT WAS STREXCORP THAT SHOWED HIM THE POWER OF THE SMILING GOD AND STREXCORP THAT HE ALSO SHARED THE MESSAGE OF ALONGSIDE THE SMILING GOD AND THIS BOOK HASN'T MENTIONED THAT COMPANY ONCE SO EITHER THEYRE OMITTING THAT INFORMATION OR KEVIN OMIT TAHT INFORMATION OR KEVIN HAS BEEN LYING EVERY TIME HE SAID IT WAS STREX THAT SHOWED HIM THE SMILING GOS PLUS IT STATES THAT HES BEEN TO THE OTHERWORLD BEFORE AND BELIEVES ITS HEAVEN WHICH DOESNT SEEM TO FALL IN LINE WITH HOW HE ACTS IN THE OTHERWORLD DURING TAKING OFF AND NAMING HEAVEN DESERT BLUFFS TWO WOULD BE BORDERLINE BLASPHEMY SO SOMETHING IS OFF HERE SOMEONES AN UNRELIABLE NARRATOR AND IM FUCKING INTRIGUED

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anyway

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am uwu!!!!!

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tessa? uwu

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im so thirsty thejfjfhdh

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"carlos was particular about how he liked to be touched. only in certain places. only for so long. sometimes it felt nice when cecil stroked his ears. then the next day the feeling of anyone touching his ears was unbearable. he could not predict his own responses. in this moment, all he knew was that he wanted to be inside that combination of hair and skin and scent that was cecil's chest. he put his face right into the breastbone and breathed in. It smelled like home. "this has to be stopped," carlos murmured. "almost janice. almost janice." cecil placed a hand atop carlos's head, a kind of shelter over his frightened husband. cecil's eyes were closed and his face calm. His voice was soothing and firm. "janice is strong," said cecil. "stronger than us. she'll be okay. and your science has saved night vale so many times. you'll find a solution." "no matter what," said carlos. "i've been letting whoever is trying to distract me and sabotage me win. nothing will stop me from here on out. i won't let janice down. i won't let you down." cecil drew carlos's face up with a gentle hand. "we believe in you," cecil said and kissed his left cheek. "we love you." he kissed his right cheek. "i love you." he kissed his lips. for the first time in weeks, carlos forgot his work, his worries, and his world. his universe was a kiss, and he explored that universe thoroughly." I HAVE THOUGHTS AND EMOTIONS AND FEELIMGS I?? MAY CRY AND I DO MEAN THAT HYPERBOLICALLY BUT ONLY A BIT

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scorpiaaaaaaa i love her so so much

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scorpia 🤝 double trouble
being the best characters on the show

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also i love entrapta's voice?? its good, havent heard her yet this season which Upsets Me

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"kevin had written: "wow. what a perfectly wonderful, wonderfully perfect super day! i could not be more thrilled. the smiling god blessed me with its presence once again. i felt the sand beneath me quake, and its maw rose from deep within and greeted me. and i said, 'hey, im kevin. hows it going there?' and it nearly swallowed me, which was a huge honor. 'big fan,' i shouted as its unbearable bulk blocked out all light around me, until it was just me, in the night it had created with its movement, grinning up at its darkness. super inspiring and nice."" IM SOBBINGJDKFHSKFJ WHAT A MAN

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hE PUT THE WORDS "SMILING GOD" INSIDE A CARTOON HEART AND DESCRIBED THIS CENTIPEDE MONSTER THING AS "NIFTY AS ALL GET-OUT" IM YELLING

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founding prophet?? FOUNDING PROPHET????? HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP DOES LITERALLY EVERYTHING KEVIN HAS EVER SAID ABOUT HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH THE SMILING GOD CONTRADICT WHAT THE JOYOUS CONGREGATION ACTUALLY THINKS ABOUT KEVIN I AM. INTRIGUED AND CONFUSED AND ???????????

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okay- okay. heres what im remembering

- strexcorp showed kevin the smilinggod

- kevin is the first prophet who created the relgion

- kevin is one of multiple prophets

but- but im so cofhsed because a lot of what kevin says is contradictory to what other things say- im gonna have to reread his episodes and compile every mention he has thats just how its gotta go

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okay ive finished it devours so theoretically ill stop yelling about mr desert bluffs now

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gonna see if yttd is working now!! uwu owo

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it. is not and im upset bc it was the one (1) hands on activity i had fhskfj

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so its time for s4 i guess

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"WHO wants to watch me do some SQUATS" sea hawk i love you so much

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sea hawk's singing we love that

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i wish i was happier

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uhhhh gay rights

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i suddenyl feel like i might cry and im not sure why?? like theres a feeling of "nothinfs ever enough" but i have no clue what i mean by that

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this spam's been in my drafts fir ages and its over a thousand words what am i doing

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id die for bel

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hows it hanging? tell me stuff

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nagito 🤝 kokichi 🤝 my gambler oc
gay antagonists. gayntagonists

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,,i really need to name those dr ocs someone tell me to do that

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i love mt dog so much look at her babiey paw

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okay this is getting Very long so bye!! ily