TERA HONE LAGA HU
PART 26
Sanyukta - ab ye captain kon hai??
(to a boy) - excuse me ...
Boy - yes....
Sanyukta - kya aap mujhe bata sakte hai ki Basketball team ka captain kon hai?
Boy - sorry nahi pata ....main iss college main new hu...
Sanyukta - ohh...sorry.... Thank you....
(ab kiss se puchhu.... )
(mann main - haan.. ye girls... inhe pata hoga...)
To girls - excuse me...
Girls - yes....
Sanyukta - kya tum mujhe bata sakti ho ye BB team ka captain kon hai...?
Girls - captain..... ooooooo(chilati hai)
Tum usse nahi jaanti....
Tum sach main behanji ho....
Sanyukta - behanji....
Girls - he is so hot.... He is soooooooooo cute.... His abs .... He is so sexy....
(girls captain ki tariff karti rehti hai...jitney m sanyukta waha se nikal jaati hai....)
Sanyukta - ohh shit yaar... ye girls pagal thi kya?...kitna chilati hai....ek ladke ke bare main hi to puchha tha....aur main behanji....??? Kis angle se??? atleast unse to sundar hi hu....
Ab iss captain ka kya karu.....kaha chup kar baitha hai....kaafi logo se puchhne ke baad.....
Sanyukta to boy - suno... tumne kahi BB team ke captain ko dekha hai....
Boy - haa...
Sanyukta - thank god... kaha h wo?
Boy - wo BB court main hai...
Sanyukta - thank u so much....
AT BASKETBALL COURT
Sanyukta - ab inmain se kon hai?...yaha parth bhi nahi dikh raha hai....
(sab boys jaa rahe hote hai....)
Sanyukta - hey... tum sab kaha jaa rahe ho?
Boys - break milla hai....
Sanyukta - ok... by the way... captain kaha hai...
Boys - wo locker room main hai....
Sanyukta - ok.. thank you...
Boys - your welcome
(sanyukta locker room ke bahar jaati hai....)
Sanyukta - hello...mr captain... bahar aana...
Captain - tum andar aa jao...
Sanyukta - what?? Dekhiye main andar nahi aa sakti.. ye boys locker room hai...
captain - to mat aao... main abhi busy hu...
Sanyukta - par mujhe tumhare sign chahiye papers par...
captain - kaha na I m busy.... Sign chahiye to andar aa jao....
(kafi der behas karne ke baad)
Sanyukta - ohh god P.K.C. ka phone...
(phone par)- hello sir...
P.K.C. - Sanyukta kaha ho tum?... aur papers pe sign kara liye ya nahi?
Sanyukta - ab kya karu(mann main)
yes sir karwa liye....(sir ko)
P.K.C. - to kis ka wait kar rahi ho...jaldi la kar papers do...
Sanyukta - yes sir... abhi layi...
ab kya karu... aaahhhh....(gusse main) lagta hai andar jaana hi padega...
[(Sanyukta andar jaa kar Captain ko dhundti hai... kaha ho tum)]
captain - oo hello ...tumhare pichhe...
(sanyukta turns)
Sanyukta - randhir tum???? Nooo ways...tum bb ke captain???
captain -(after taking bath bahar bench pe shirt less aaraam se baitha hota hai...) yesss...
Sanyukta - aaahhh.... Ye kya hai?
Randhir - kya hai?
Sanyukta - I mean tumne shirt kyu nahi pehna hua hai...
Randhir - ye boys locker room hai... meri marzi main yaha kaise bhi rahu...
Tumhe yaha nahi aana chahiye tha...
Sanyukta - oooooo tumne bulaya na mujhe....
Randhir - aur tum aa gayi...(prank smile)
Sanyukta - mujhe pehle hi samjh jaana chahiye tha ki ye tum hi ho sakte ho....
Randhir - kaise samjhti usske liye brains chahiye..aur wo tumhare pass hai nahi....
Sanyukta - mujhe tumse baat karne ka koi shok nahi hai so..
Randhir - to yaha kyu khadi ho...jao yaha se... ya fir mujhe shirt less dekh kar achha lag raha hai...
Sanyukta - my foot...achha lag raha hai..
Randhir - hai na...mujhe pata hi tha...tumhe accha lag raha hai...
Sanyukta - shut up... aur jaldi se in papers pe sign kar do... mujhe ye P.K.C. sir ko bhi dene hai...
Randhir - kar dunga...itni jaldi bhi kya hai....
Sanyukta - jaldi hai... mujhe jaana hai...abhi karo...
Randhir - to rakh ke chali jaao...
Sanyukta - tum kar rahe ho ya nahi..
Randhir - nahi...
(sanyukta 2 step aage jaati hai aur floor pe pani hone ke wajah se usska foot phisal jaata hai...)
Sanyukta - aaaaa
Randhir - sambhal ke...
(and Randhir sanyu ko hold kar leta hai and a long sandhir eyelock)
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B.G. SONG- jad tenu dekhya pehli bari main ta...tenu hi takh da reha....jach da nhi si tere naal main ta phir bhi jaach da riya....khich da riya tenu apni aaur...tenu main taak da riya.........from ayushman khurrana
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