Sorry my timetots I have been busy finishing up the book ... yes it's long ... it's VERY VERY VERY late, but who dressed up for Halloween? I was Joker (like David but clearly on different a Halloween :P) I am considering releasing the book some time next month to make you guys wait and suffer HAHAHAHAHA!! Anyways here you go!

(AU: Doctor and Rose are FBI agents)

Doctor's POV (Agent Smith)

I woke up at 6:00 and got ready, today was the day we, me and my team, get a new team member and I, being the boss, have to make a good first impression. I brushed my unruly hair then ruffled it a bit ... perfect. I hopped into my blue (fav/car) (A/N: wanted to give you guys the chance to choose) and drove to BAU headquarters. I always seemed to arrive at bit late no matter how early I get up. I walked into the elevator, promptly ignoring Agent Pompador who was sitting behind the main desk in the lobby. I quickly pressed the up button, I think I might break it if it doesn't close the doors before she could get to me. 'Frightening woman ...' I thought as the doors closed on her face. The elevator began to move, cheap elevator music playing, I don't think I'll ever get use to the sudden upwards movement. The elevator stopped and a soft yet loud ding came from it. I stepped out and the first thing I see is my team crowding a desk ... wait ... that's the new desk ... damn ... the new recruit is already here!! I walked over stopping a few feet away and cleared my throat ... loudly I may add. Everyone fell silent and turned slowly to face me ... I may look like a nice guy but I had been through a lot that has scarred and hardened me. My team was always disciplined and that's why we always got called in to solve the most dangerous and difficult cases. They were soon all facing me yet I couldn't even see the newbie. I don't even know their name or gender all I got was a 'Your getting a new addition to your team, a specialist in human behavior, no buts about it.' from big boss himself. "To your desks all of you", I said. Everyone walked away to their desks and started on paper work.

I watched as Agent Jareau (je • row) and Agent Reid let go of each others hands as they went to their separate desks. I turned to the new recruit, only to be surprised to see her working on some papers too. I raised an eyebrow and cleared my throat again ... if I keep this up they'll think I have a cold. She turned to me and my heart stopped ... she is gorgeous. "What are you doing?" I asked nicely, finding it impossible to speak to her in the tone I use for the others. "I ... I am um ... working on some paper work", she studdered, her voice like an angel's. "Oh no you don't it's your first day ... let me show you around Agent", I insisted, holding out a hand. She took it with no hesitation saying,"Um thank you." "No need to thank me, I'm the boss in this department so it's my job to show you around." She let go of my hand and I felt an immediate loss of her warmth. She stood and said softly,"Lead the way, boss." I began to walk but stopped almost immediately,"John." She stopped next to me,"Sorry?" "The names Smith, John Smith", I smiled as she laughed understanding the quote. "The names Tyler, Rose Tyler", she recited grinning. After a moment of just grinning at each other her smile fell into a thoughtful look,"You're nothing like the rest of the team said ... your not rude or dismissive." "Is that what they said?" I asked rhetorically, knowing that is exactly how I would act if she were another person of my team ... besides Agent Jareau and Reid I have more tolerance towards them. "So em ... this is the 'elipse room' ... as I like to call it." (A/N: An elipse is a shape ... what some of you guys wrongly call an oval) We walked up a short flight of stairs and I pointed at an office to my right,"This is my office ... and what some of your new teammates call the 'lion's den' or the 'fortress of doom'." She giggled, we moved on to the next room,"This is the 'round table room', where briefings and meetings will take place." She peeked inside letting out a small 'oh' realising why I called it the round table room. We went on to see the other rooms smiling and laughing.

Third POV

Every one stared in astonishment as their strict boss smiled and laughed. Many of them thinking 'He didn't show me around, I had to find everything myself." Then they all looked at each other, finding the same shock on each others faces, saying nothing in slight fear of being heard by said boss. A few went back to work, others tried it convince themselves that it in fact is not a dream. JJ (Agent Jareau) and Spencer (Agent Reid) just shared a knowing smirk, obviously starting to formulate a plan to 'help' their boss. JJ got a text alert, it was Reid 《We're gonna do something aren't we?》. Spencer got an alert five seconds later 《Obviously!》. They heard John's voice getting louder ... knowing they were coming back they started filing away papers. JJ watched as they came back still smiling and laughing. She smiled knowing Agent Tyler would be the one to loosen him up and finally put a stop to Agent Pompador constant shipment of love letters to him through her ... So unprofessional. Agent Garcia bust into the room with a smile on her face,"I saw it all on the security cameras and I ship it!"