#JustHumanThings

- When I make a sandwich, I always slice and extra bit of cheese for me to nibble on. #JustMousyThings

- Sometimes my toaster scares the shit out me, because I forget that I'm making toast. #JustADHDThings

- I often forget why I walked into a room or what I'm doing. #JustSimsThings

- I sometimes miss my dream demon, Argelloran. #JustPlaguedByNightmaresThings

- If he has a cute genuine smile and a cute laugh, I am in love. #JustGayThings

- I don't know why, but lowering the music on the car stereo helps me see better. #JustAdultThings

- I can swear that sometimes my computer has a vendetta against me. #JustITThings

- Wrapping paper tube = lightsaber. #JustKidsThings

- I will carry all the groceries inside in one trip, no matter what. #JustLazyThings

- My roommates get freaked out when my guitar makes noises to respond to them. #JustPosessedMusicalInstrumentsThings

- I drunk message exes. #JustAlcoholicsThings

- I often stumble on the sidewalk and I'm mortified at the prospect of anybody having seen it, even if I know it happens to everyone. #JustClumsyThings

- I feel good in green mascara and blue eyeliner. #JustBoyThings

- I rehearse conversations in the shower to practice interacting with humans, like 'Hello' and 'How are you' and it makes my day infinitely easier. #JustAlienThings

- I speak in a different voice for each of my pets. #JustAnimalThings

- I once instinctively put a dead cockroach that I found on the bathroom floor into my mouth and my brain battled it out for a solid minute before deciding that it probably wasn't a good idea. #JustWhatTheFuck

- I have a tough time with doors. I walk into glass ones, sometimes I struggle to open others, and sometimes I push a door clearly marked 'Pull'. #JustIdiotThings

- I have an unhealthy obsession with Creme Soda, buying CD's, and chocolate ice cream. #JustAddictionThings

- Sometimes I pretend to be on a the Ellen DeGenerous show and she surprises me by introducing Maria Brink or Dolly Parton. #JustFangirlThings

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