Plottwist!Think nobody saw it coming.Thanks and bye!

   Pacifica's POV

   I woke up,feeling very strange.I opened my eyes but didn't understand where I was.I was on a bed with a big,surprisingly fluffy pilow,a white bed cover and a white bed sheet over me.On the other side of the room was another bed,a desk,a suitcase and a laptop.Curiosity got the better of me and I went and opened the suitcasse.
  
   Inside was a detective badge,but instead of an owl looking through an magnifing glass,there was an eagle battling an ctulhu.What,I have my Lovecraft culture on point.In the left corner there was a combat knife,and upon closer inspection,it was 'ready to cut a tree' sharp(a saying me and a friend use).In the center there was glock 18,9mm with three magazines  under it.I put everything back and closed it.I then looked out the window in front of the desk.I saw my car parked next to a red..S?Where was I?My thoughts were cut short when I hear a pinfull grunt,coming from the door on the right side of the room.I opened it,slowly and coutiosly.Inside I saw a horifing scene.Dipper was standing on a chair,with medical alchohol,gauze,a needle and some string.In his right hand was a bottle of Vodka,but,not seeing me,he put it down,got a gauze pad,dozed it in the alchol and put his over his cut hand.This was the time I saw all of his body.

  He had a very muscular build.He had a six pack,abs the size of mountains,muscle on his hand to lift a car,allthough through his clothes I could have sworn they were skiny.And while he didn't have a lot of chest hair,he haid the perfect amonut to look hot but not let to flow.On his abdomen he had a lot of stiched cuts,cleaned scratches and even some band-aids.
When he finaly saw me,I started to talk.

   'I have some questions.A lot actualy.'

   After having a swig of his drink,Dipper,somehow not drunk,answere'Question away.'

   'Where is the scrawny,nerdy Dipper I know?'

   He looked at me and said'We both know you opened the suitcase.Open it and take the badge.Come here and read the engraiving.'

   After doing what she was told,Pacifica started reading the description out-loud.
 
   'Mason Pines,paranormal detective.Wait-wait-wait-wait,you're a paranormal detective?What is that?'

   He looked at her and said:'You know how the weirdness of Gravity Falls spread over the world,right?'she nodded her head.'Well,the goverment chought on and invented "The Paranormal Convention",witch I am working at as a detective.I have a person who contacts the gouverment,then they contact me throught the laptop.I go there,do what they say,get money,get another job and so on and so forth.It paid realy well,and in two years I had enought to live on.So I came here and moved back here.Even though I am retired,I anyone needs help i do it free.Lots of scars goten.At the same time I help Soos with the shack.Oh,just so you know,you're the only one who knows.'

   My mouth dropped a LONG time ago.Now it was like I had reached a level where I couldn't be more impresed.He became not only a man,but a freaking badass.He told me all of this with such carelesness,like it was a regular Sunday.But I still had some questions.

   'I have two more questions.One where is Mabel?And two,when did you became Arnold Schwarzenegger level of mucle?'
  
   'Well,me and Mabel became more...distant.After she betrayed me on multiple ocasions,while I had scratches over bruises over scars from saving her,she destroyed my trust.So I never told her I was in Gravity Falls.And for the second,seventh grade.Let's just say being beaten,bulied and scared in childhood makes you stronger or weaker.For me it was the first.Now,can you give me the gauze on your right?'

   After I gave it to him,I started to think.'He was bullied phisicly and mentaly from a young age,but ge got over it.He had his trust broken by his most trusted person.But he got over it.While I'm here still sad that I chose the bad pony back when I was twelve.'

   'One more thing.Why the drink?'

   'It eases the pain.Well,Paz,do you know how to stitch a  wound?'

   This took a while.Thank for all the suport,for reading and bye!