Hai Pizza People of the human world.

So I decided to make a million bxb oneshots and stuff them all into a weird little book. There mostly just strange ideas that flew into my head and rained onto the keyboard so don't judge me if they're
horrible.

More importantly If you steal my oneshots I will cut your balls off and feed them to my turtle. (Yes I do have a turtle!)

That applies to girls to, they have balls as well, we just call them boobs instead. But if you ask kindly, I'd be more than happy to let you do whatever with certain ones.

On a lighter note, If you want to request a Oneshot message me your idea. Or if you want a Oneshot you've written added into the book, just message me about it. OK I'm tired-PIZZA WORLD