The Bakusquad Are Batshit Crazy(Chap.11)

~ Third Person P.O.V ~

A/N Becky is that bitch. . . Read to find out who Becky is!

*One week time skip*

"No fair, we wanna meet your boy toy Bakubabe!" Ashido whined, sitting down on Katsuki's foot and wrapping her limbs around his leg. "Pretty please? With sprinkles on top?"

"Correction, with manly sprinkles on top!" Eijirou called out from the pink haired girl's kitchen, "And the answer is no MiMi."

Kaminari (Fucking bitch) who was currently sitting down on the couch smirked. "C'mon, we don't bite- well Mina and Tokoyami might- but the rest of us won't!" He whined, throwing his head back as he spoke.

"Okay first of all, rude, and second of all, Kami has a point! It may be a bad one. . . but it's still there." Ashido grumbled, turning her yellow eyes upwards to Katsuki. 

"I don't give a fuck about Dunce Face's point, no means no." Katsuki said firmly, lifting his leg up and attempting to shake the girl off.

The blond on the couch pursed his lips, scrunching his brows together. "Why must you insist on calling me that?" Kaminari huffed, his mouth twitching into a pout.

Eijirou walked back in, handing his boyfriend a bowl of popcorn whilst he struggled to get the pink gremlin off of him. "Isn't it because of that one time you inhaled Wasabi powder and made that weird ass face?" 

"Exactly! One. Time." Kaminari groaned, crossing his arms childishly.

The red eyed blond- who had now successfully threw Ashido off of him- grinned, throwing a few pieces of popcorn at his 'friend'. "And I will remember it like it happened weeks ago." Katsuki beamed sarcastically, plopping down next to Kaminari.

"That's because is was weeks ago dumbass," Ashido giggled, laying down on the couch and propping her feet up on Katsuki's lap. See, now Ashido was probably one of the few people who could get away with calling the temperamental blond 'dumbass'.

"Get your nasty ass feet off of me." Katsuki growled, yet made no effort to push them off. "And where the fuck is Flex Tape?" He asked, ruby eyes darting around apartment for the raven haired boy.

As if on cue, Sero busted through the door- a half amused half annoyed smile on his face. "Can someone come get Tokoyami? He won't get down from the tree." He whined, throwing a glare over his shoulder at the other raven haired boy who was, in fact, in a tree.

Sparking everyone's attention, the group bustled through the door- staring bewilderedly at their friend.

"Why the hell are you in a tree?" Eijirou asked, raising an eyebrow.

"I made a joke about how his face looked like a bird's face, and how he should go be with his family in the tree. . . Now he's taking it a bit too seriously." Sero sighed, crossing his arms and leaning on Kaminari.

 "I am one with my brother's and sister's!" Tokoyami announced, Crow's pecking at his shoes as he spoke.

Mina beamed, pulling out her phone to snap a few photos. "Tokoyami will you please just get down-"

"Caw, caw bitch!" Tokoyami interrupted, glaring daggers at his friends. "You're lucky I don't send Becky after you."

"Who the fuck is Becky?!" Katsuki questioned, throwing his hands up in exasperation.

The black haired male in the tree smirked, pointing to the Crow still pecking away at his sneakers. "Obviously this is Becky, she's a bit feisty so watch out." He said, as if it were the most obvious things in the world.

"I can't, I don't have time for this stupid shit." Katsuki mumbled, albeit he did find the whole ordeal a bit amusing. Not that he'd admit it.

"Well it's nice to meet you Becky, but do you think we can have our friend back now?" Kaminari asked- the fucking bird- playing along with Tokoyami's antics. "We kind of miss him." He added, his eyes flickering from the bird to the black haired teen.

Tokoyami pursed his lips, placing his left hand on his knees and the other going down to stroke the top of Becky's head. "She says that's fine," He sighed, turning back to Becky one last time, "I'll see you soon."

"Fucking idiot." Eijirou chuckled, patting Tokoyami on the back as the boy dusted himself off. "Bye Becky!" The red head said teasingly, waving to the bird over his shoulder.

"Becky says for you to fuck off." Tokoyami scoffed, blowing Becky a kiss before being pushed back into the apartment.

Ashido snorted, locking the door behind herself as she turns her attention back onto her friends. "Kiri is just jealous because Becky's that bitch and he's not." She beamed, choosing to go along with the conversation as well.

"Need I remind you all, Becky is a fucking bird!" Katsuki exclaimed, "A worm eating, disease carrying, bird."

"Don't be salty Blasty Boy." Kaminari chuckled, stealing a few pieces of popcorn from the bowl and popping it into his mouth.

The pink haired girl perked up a bit, making her way over to the kitchen. "Kiri I'm going to make more popcorn, you do realize we have more than just the plain kind. . . right?" Ashido chuckled, nodding her head in the direction of where Kaminari was pigging out on the plain snack.

"Really?" Eijirou asked, a toothy smile spreading on his face. "Thank God, I would probably still have eaten this popcorn- but I sure as hell wouldn't enjoy it."

"Mhm, we have sweet, salty, and buttery." Ashido listed off from the kitchen. "Which one do you want?" She asked, poking her head around the corner.

The red head slowly turned around to grin at his blond boyfriend, earning odd looks of confusion from Katsuki. "I want one just like my boyfriend here." Eijirou snickered, earning a swift smack to the back of the head.

"Thin fucking ice babe. . ." Katsuki growled, only to plant a chaste kiss on his cheek.

"Sorry, I seem to have run out of popcorn with anger issues." Ashido cackled, which soon turned to a scream when Katsuki came bounding in the kitchen- shoe in hand as he intended to hit her with it.

Sero cleared his throat, going over to the couch and sitting on Kaminari's lap with a smug expression on his face. "So about this soulmate of yours Kiri, not Bakugo, what was his name again? Midoriya right? When do we get to meet him?" He questioned, biting his lip in anticipation.

"At this rate. . . never." Eijirou huffed, narrowing his eyes at his friend. 

Ashido came back into view just then, the red eyed blond behind her as she rubbed her now sore arm with a grimace. Despite her dodging hits from Katsuki she was also listening in on the short conversation between the two boys- and a devilish smirk appeared on her lips.

"Look, how about a facetime then? If not I'll always find him on social media, I already have his last name now- it should be fairly easy. . . So which will it be?" The pink haired girl asked, crossing her arms and popping out her hip.

Katsuki growled as Eijirou heaved an exhausted sigh, before pulling out his phone as scrolling to Izuku's contact. Everyone huddled together on the small piece of furniture, trying to get a good view. After a few moments of ringing, half of Izuku's body came into view. He was sitting on a stool in his dorm, an easel with his large sketchbook attached to it in view as well.

Charcoal smears as well as paint marking aligned his cheeks and shirt. He was sketching a landscape it seemed. And damn was he talented.

"Hey Kiri, is Kacchan there too?" Izuku asked, never taking his eyes off his project.

"Yeah I'm here too, damn nerd- you're good." Katsuki smirked, clasping a hand over Ashido's mouth to keep her from squealing. "Is that for the project in Aizawa's class?" He asked, he and Eijirou had already finished theirs last night.

Izuku nodded his head, finally turning his attention back onto the phone after adding one last stroke. "Yeah, it's taking forever but I'm almost- Oh! Uhm, hello." Izuku said awkwardly, noticing the plethora of onlookers on the other end of the phone.

"Oh my All Might, he is so freaking adorable!" Ashido exclaimed, she had maneuvered her way out of Katsuki's grasp a moment before.

"I- uh. . . thank you?" The green haired male chuckled.

There was loud thud on Izuku's end, followed by a string of curses spilling from Todoroki's mouth. "I was sleeping Mido, why the fuck are you being so- Oh, you're on the phone." The duel haired teen said tiredly, his half naked body coming into view.

Kaminari, Sero, and Ashido just about died from nosebleeds as they gazed at Todoroki's abs- Tokoyami on the other hand didn't seem to fazed by it. He was pretty hard to please. As for Eijirou and Katsuki. . . there were- they. . . they were pretty fucking jealous.

"Is this your foster brother?" Eijirou asked through clenched teeth, giving Todoroki a tight lipped smile.

"Mhm, Sho Sho meet Eijirou and Katsuki- Kacchan, Kiri, this is my brother Shoto Todoroki." Izuku beamed, quite oblivious to the their jealousy at the moment.

The blond nodded his head stiffly, blinking a few times before speaking. "But he's your foster brother, as in not related by blood, right?" Katsuki questioned, just for clarification.

"Uhm, yeah?" The freckled boy said slowly. "Why?"

"Because they're jealous." Todoroki said with a smirk, giving Izuku a kiss on the temple before walking away. That was just to give the two boys a hard time, besides he already met his soulmate on the job internship a few days ago.

Realization seemed to cross Izuku's features as he vehemently shook his head. "Oh, dear God- no, he's my brother. I would never, I could never, you guys are my. No." He stammered.

"Okay all of this cuteness aside, I just have one question for you Midoriya- oh, my name's Ashido by the way." Ashido spoke up.

"Alright what's your question."

"Are you opposed to going to a college party?"

Hello Cricket Cultists!!

Honestly, there's just going to be a lot of fluff and crap the next couple of chapters. But buckle up because I promise it'll be good!

Until we meet again!!!



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