"Tinkie Winkie!!" Called Dipsie from the kitchen.
"What is it this time, Dipsie?!" Called Tinkie Winkie back from upstairs.
"The cookies are burning in the oven!"
"WHAT?! Again?!" Yelled Tinkie Winkie angrily.
"I'm sorry, big brother!" Yelled Dipsie back.
"Call your sister Lala!" Yelled Tinkie Winkie running downstairs as fast as he could.
"LALA!!" Called Dipsie.
"You burned the cookies again?!" Yelled Lala from the living room. "How many times did I tell you to be carefull?"
"I'm sorry, sis! Believe me I tried! Now come help me!"
Lala got to the litchen and slowly got it.
"Ugh! The smell is disgusting!" She said, waving her hand infront of her nose in disgust.
"WHAT'S THAT AMAZING SMELL!!" Yelled Po running into the kitchen.
Lala grabbed her before she could step three steps inside the kitchen.
"Leave me!" Po yelled and kicked.
"PO! Go to your room!" Yelled Tinkie Winkie.
"Why?! What's going on?!"
"Po! Go to your room IMMEDIATLY!" Lala insisted.
"FINE!" Po snappedand ran to her room.
"Lala please solve this before the house burns down!" Dipsie pleaded.
"Move over." Lala ordered.
Dipsie moved from infront of the oven.
Lala openned the oven and thick black smoke got out very fast and Lala's face was all black. She coughed.
"Lala are you ok?" Tinkie Winkie asked.
"Yeah, yeah." Lala said and coughed again.
"Great. Now please fix this mess?"
"Yes, of course! Just stop stressing me out!"
Lala turned off the oven. "Are you kidding?! The cookies burned and you kept the oven turned on?!"
"That's it? All I had to do was turn it off?" Dipsie said.
"Yes! You dumb boy!" Lala laughed.
Dipsie blushed.
"Oh look! The sun is rising already! We have nothing to sacrifice to the great god Gerard Way!" Tinkie Winkie protested. "BECAUSE YOU BURNED THE BLOODY COOKIES!"
"Calm down, brother!" Lala smiled. "A sacrifice is burning the cookies, we already did that!"
"You're right... I didn't think about it that way..." Tinkie Winkie realized.
"Now all we gotta do is sing to him." Lala smiled.
They called Po and got outside.
"What song are we gonna sing today?" Po asked.
"You choose." Dipsie said.
"CANCER!!" Po yelled.
They all started singing:
"Turn away
If you ciuld get me a drink
Of water cos my lips are chapped and faded
Call my aunt Marie
Help her gather all my things
And bury me in all my favourate colours
My sisters and my brothers
Still
I will not kiss you
Cos the hardest part of this is leaving you
Now turn away
Cos I'm awful just to see
Cos all my hair's abandoned all my body
All my agony
Know that I will NEVER marry
Baby I'm just soggy from the chemo
And counting down the days to go
It just ain't LIVING
And I just hope you know
That if you say
Goodbye today
I'd ask you to be true
Cos the hardest part if this is leaving myou
Cos the hardest part of this is leaving you."