I need your opinion of something.

And what may that be?

A dress, for my date with Nathan.

I'm unavailable for that.

Shut up.

I'll send you two photos, tell me which one you like more.

Two Photos Sent

Aw, I was hoping you'd show yourself in the photos. I'm dying to know what my secret admirer looks like.

I'm ugly, I'll ruin your day.

Don't be a Debby Downer.

I'm sure you're pretty.

More than pretty, actually, I think if I saw you I would faint on the spot, maybe have a myocardial infarction.

Myo-what?

Heart attack. I'd have a heart attack if I saw you.

Because I'm so ugly. Case in point-

I'd have a heart attack because of your beauty, not for the absence of it.

And wear the red dress, I like it.