"You know, I didn't want to admit it, but being able to call you on a normal phone is much easier than trudging through the winter night to talk to you at an abandoned telephone booth, where I could've been mugged, shot, killed, taken, abducted-"

"Oh-oh wow."

"Yup. How was your evening Skye?"

"Boring."

"Well, mine was splendid, thank you for asking."

"I have a strong urge to toilet paper my principal's house."

"Now I know we're spontaneous and all, but where did that come from?"

"She got me in trouble because I skipped one class, ONE CLASS!"

"What? Are you telling me Skye whatever-your-last-name-is- is a troublemaker?!"

"Jerk."

"Butternugget."

"Stud."

"Broken heel."

"Ripped bandaid."

"Dusty scarecrow."

"Kiss my ass."

"I love this beautiful blooming relationship we have."