"You didn't call me yesterday, I waited by the phone for an hour! A whole hour leaning against that cold little box waiting for the phone to ring! And it did, but it was a German telemarketer. I tried talking to her but she kept talking over me. It was really rude."

"Oh wow, sorry. I was um-busy."

"I took a class in psychology last year in high school, I'm like a therapist or something like that. Just tell me your problems and I'll help you."

"A psychologist?"

"Yes! Yes, that!"

"..."

"So go ahead, tell me what's pestering you and I'll demolish it like a bug!"

"Are you a deranged bug serial killer?"

"Would that change our relationship?"

"First we have no relationship! And second, yes. Yes, it would very much."

"Then no, no I am not."

"That's reassuring."

"Think of me as a younger more attractive Dr.Phil."

"You're cocky huh?"

"I prefer the term 'confident', but whatever rows your metaphorical boat."