Hey there. It's me, Thomas, again with another life story of dooooom

Today, during gym, we got to sit in the bleachers doing nothing but talking. Super fun. Anyways, I was talking to my friend Kody when three girls walk up to me. I didn't know them, and had never seen them before today. Then one of them says, "You got a nice butt!". Hard to believe, but I couldn't make anything this crazy up. They then ask me to twerk for money. I said no, of course, but this type of conversation went on for the rest of gym. During lunch, I found out that they were quite well known. One of them, Taylor Whatshername, was even the apparent "most popular kid in our grade". I turned them down, because of my No-Dating-Until-High-School policy, but it was the most awkard conversation of my life.