Episode 3 Driving to Foreign Wedding???
Khushi : @Yash, Do you really know how to drive. [ I don't doubt his driving skills as he is our driver from now on. Although we hired him, we aren't going to pay him *shrugs*]
Yash : Yes kushi. [ Okay okay]
Khushi : what tell me.
Khushi : Now, Quick.
Mahi : They are teasing me. [ You realized this thing very early, Happy realization mahi]
Divi : Her wedding present must be really special.[ By any chance are you talking about the secret you said the other today?]
Divi : How can I explain you! [ By telling,speaking, using words and language. I told you somebody take her to kindergarten but nobody listened to me. Now bear with this kid]
Khushi : Tell me. [ Atleast you take her to kindergarten, oh no wait you have to go somewhere else right? sorry sorry I forgot,carry on]
Yash : Where i am?? [ Wait wait have patience, I have called some people for you they are on the way *calls asylum people*]
Mahi : I am a police zo. I will arrest them. [ Police and you? lol laugh everyone. Joke of the series]
Mahi : @Yash.
Khushi : I am excited. [ For the arrival of asylum people to come and take you. I never thought you would be this ready to go]
Yashu :@ khushi, Ladki vale ( people from bride side). [Oh, I am not from either sides, I will come to wedding without invitation nobody knows me and I will eat like a pig and click and photo and escape]
Mahi : Hands up, khushi Hands up. [ One more patient to the list,wait how about naming the series as Journey To Mental Asylum. PERFECT.]
Yash : @Divi, the sister in law. [ What? sister in law? Wait I am changing the name of the series. Its a JOURNEY WITH MENTALLY UNSTABLE FAMILY. Doesn't it seem perfect now? Ikr I am perfect]
Khushi : of course it's me.
Divi: We will pack a small paper in big box and box in box.. you know.. when she opens she will feel ah diamond ring or something but it's a paper with written worst luck stupid. [ I knew it, I knew it. So this was your secret lil baby. You have biggg brain but no proper ideas and the idea which you gave just now is a baby idea so chup chap [ silently] sit here drinking this milk]
Divi : Ha jiju boliye! Jai shri krishn( Yes, brother in law say!) [ Oh my god *faints* respect did I hear respect from Divya's side? Let me die]
Khushi : That look on her face. [ Yes, it is worth watching]
*jumps excitedly*
Yash : @spam, Jai shri krishn [ Oh my lord krishna please calm down I know you are hell angry right now but these people don't have brain. We can't help. I will give you loads of butter to eat]
Divi : Haha [ Capture this moment the all time strict and blank faced human is laughing, its rare moment]
Divi: Radhe Krishn jiju, boliye kya chahiye aapko?( Tell me if you need anything). [ The narrator dies seeing the thing she never saw in her life]
Khushi : Jiju ke ghar waale are useless( Groom's people are useless.) [ I just realized this, and I support you]
Divi : Totally. [ You bury the narrator and go to jail, as the narrator died because of you]
Khushi : No contribution from their side. [ I got a doubt, you all are wedding planners right? Why should the groom side ones help you? I guess I found the loophole lol]
Yash :You are going to do all. [ Yash I gave you the loophole see, and play with the kids now. Oh wait you also need to go to asylum right? Well you all continue this there]
Divi: Every work we are doing only. [ Of course you will have to do dear, you are wedding planners. I hope you didn't forget that. Don't say me you did. I will just walk out]
Yash lauging hard.
Khushi : We will charge you. It is not free. [ Oh my gawd! She realized she is planner and now she is talking about charges noiceeeeeeee]
Divi : Let's prank them all Kushi. [ What is with this prank gurlll !! You were the person who made the prank gone wrong in the first chapter. You are a kid and you forget things very easily. Short time memory loss. Go to first chapter and read once]
Yash: @Milan, where are you? [ You are calling someone?]
Khushi : yess [ I thought mahi and yash are pranksters but you are more than them sigh]
Yash: Khushi, me.
Divi : Where did the bride go? [ To shopping with her husband sorry with her to be husband]
Khushi : Everyone will be crying by the time we are done.[ Hence proved you are deadliest pranksters you and divya are another level pranksters]
Divi : yes
Khushi : She must be getting excited over her wedding. [ She said me she is going to shopping with her dear hubby and she wants to empty his wallet]
Divi : Totally
Khushi : And dreaming. [ About how her wedding will be done by the deadliest pranksters]
Yash : My ruined marraige. [ He got to know about sad reality and he gave in, big round of applause to him *big round of applause*]
Divi : Wow!!! What a title. I will keep it for my book. [ Here also she thinks about her books only, someone take this girl away from here]
Khushi : Let's start.
Yash and Khushi laughing hard.
After some time.
Yash : My all sali ji gone. ( All my sisters in law are gone).[ You also go, just now the asylum people came and took them. They will come to you also in a while dont worry]
Zo : Oh I came back. I'm going out someone is coming. [ zo, you came. Someone asked for you the other day. I forgot who was that. Sigh! Just refer back chapters you will know]
Divi : It's not ruined jiju! It's successful! Who is planning it? Me and Khushi, our charge per hour is sixty lakh. We are spending one week there. ( jiju brother in law). [ What sixty lakh? thats very cheap. You should have charged more divya, you will get soo many chocolates with 10 crores. You should have kept that as per hour charge. Next time consider my suggestion]
Yash: oh! I am ruined then. My account! [ You are bankrupted mister Lol, I am just imagining your face. Lmao I am laughing so hard]
Khushi imagining lying with money and enjoying it.
Yash : My salary! [ You are doing job also? In which company?]
Divi : So 168 hrs. [ This girl is not a kid. Her calculation,even I can't calculate like this within seconds. Anyone out there good in maths calculations?]
Zo : My charge per hour 1 crore jiju (jiju - brother in law) [ hey you should have added two zeroes to the right of one it would have been fun]
Khushi imagining lying with money and enjoying it.
Yash : coughing. [ Cough? Oh my lord! You got this too from mahi, no doubt you both are couple]
Divi: 168×60 more than 1 crore. [ This mathematician is still doing calculations, okay someone wake me up after this is done]
Yash : Bohot mahanga( Very costly) [ Poor you, I pity you]
Khushi : You cannot back down since preparation had started. [ Oh god! Yash I guess you will have to rob Reserve Bank Of India]
Zo : Sidhe sidhe de warna I know to hack a account( Give it or I know to hack your account). [ Hackers are here? oh no!! oh no!!]
Divi: Keep it ready. [ Is this warning or request?]
Yash : @Divi , In emi or credit card. [ See this poor child, he is trying to make it memorable for mahi and him,he is preparing so much and spending so much tsk tsk]
Divi : Nope, I need one time payment. [ One time payment, Income tax people will come to you and arrest you]
Yash : @Divi , how about credit card? [ He is thinking about all possible ways to pay, what if she says it is in dollars or euros? I guess he will get heart attack lol]
Divi : Nope I need cash no cards.
Yash : No shit.
Divi: Sorry jiju we take only cash hehe( Jiju : brother in law). [ She is mad for cash, someone throw her in a pool of cash]
Zo : Hack karlingi Tera account @yash( we will hack your account) [ Hacker alert]
Yash: oh yr, My account, My money. All things. [ everything goes into hands of the evil psycho queens marriage bureau]
Zo : Sab Mera paas aajayega @yash( I will have everything.)
Divi : Sell them and pay us. [ this is too much bruh- I dont have words. You are doing landlordism, wait what is that? even I dont know but it slipped out of my mouth]
Yash : @Divi, I will pay cash. [ How in the freaking hell will you pay them? Tell me TELL ME]
Mahi : Elephant?? Are you serious? Bring a snake na? [ NoN sYnC pErSoN]
Zo : I said lion is a good idea. [ I suddenly got a doubt? Are you all psycho killers? Am I going to be killed?]
Divi : I said anaconda.Nothing is better than that. [ Confirm, I am going to be killed, thats for sure]
Zo : What if it is domestic?
Khushi : Mahi is pretending to hate this idea but we all know she is jumping with excitement. [ Bruh- I *zips her mouth and sits*]
Divi :It's in their honeymoon suite.We won't go there. [ Ahem ahem ]
Mahi : @kushi , You are not invited. [ Can someone tell me when will this person come into sync with the conversation going on]
Zo: We don't need invitation hum bin bulaye mehmaan hai( We don't need invitation, we will come without an invitation). [ That I am too hifi]
Khushi: Miss I am planning it I am already invited. [ Point bruh- you deserve oscar, here take it]
Mahi: shooo
Divi : I won't attend I guess.
Khushi : Ew! I won't.
Mahi: @kushi you are a devil in angel face. Donkeys [ ANGEL? She loves the wedding preparation thats why she is calling you angel]
Khushi : Divya Mahi called me an angel. You are a witness. [ I am a witness too]
Zo: Marriage bureau is already our teenfix. [ They started this branch also? Noice]
Mahi : Don't take mata Rani's name. You are Devil. [ I am still waiting for you to come into sync, google sync also will sync soon what are you? A complicated alien I guess]
Divi: And Khushi we will take a good picture of arrangements and not the bride and groom hehe. [ Hey, hey please take my picture also, I look like a ghost and everytime they go through their wedding album they must be scared]
Khushi: Ofcourse our hard work. [ Hardwork! Yes indeed, I agree.]
Divi: Yess
Yash : My cash . Yash is worried. [ I seriously pity you bruh-]
Zo: Ab wo humara hai (Now it is ours)
Divi: Jiju cash as soon as the wedding is done, the next second we need cash, advance is 80 lakhs no refund hehe. (Jiju : Brother in law). [ You are amazing lil kid, just continue and rob him totally]
Yash: Wow advance. [ You are totally struck up.]
Zo : I'm the wedding planner and photographer.
Divi: Zo, I am taking care of photography. Divi cries because someone took her responsibility.
Khushi : Zo take care of food.
Zo: OK I'm the planner then. I'll take care of decorations.
Divi: It should be too romantic. [ You are a kid, dont talk about romance eww these all mad people spoiled you, come to me I will teach you how a kid must be]
Yash : cough. [ #COUPLEGOALS]
Divi: Or else the bride will be upset.
Zo: Perfect! I'll do it. [ You also? sigh]
Divi: I will search for romantic stills. [ This generation kids won't listen to me]
Zo: The theme will be red and white what say
Divi: Wah!
Khushi is clapping hands.
Khushi: Yes but dirty white because Mahi is dirty. [ Wherever you are mahi, see this and laugh lol]
Divi: But ahem.. ahemm.. when they kiss don't call me I will go hide somewhere okay??@kushi Yes, but dirty white because Mahi is dirty. [ Finally! like Finally you realized you are a kid and you shouldn't see all such scenes]
Zo: Per humari izzat kharab ho jayegi( But we wouldn't look classy).
Khushi: But standard bhi toh dekhenge of the bride and groom.(We must also see the standard of bride and groom) [ Yash and mahi, tell them your standards dearos]
Divi: I will totally agree with you.
Khushi: We will hide our faces.
Yash: Cough. [ Isn't he coughing too much now a days?]
Yash : It is india , I thought. [ No it is in foreign country I guess].
TO BE CONTINUED
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