Yash laughing

Khushi: No, what if we die? [ Risk ahead, shit! By the way where are you going to get anaconda from? *my great brain got this amazing question*]

Divi: I will send anaconda [ Same question, from where will you get anaconda? *stares with the most confused face*]

Zo: No what if it is domestic [ Exactly! Me, the narrator isn't coming to this wedding, what if I die? Who will tell you all the narrative part? You wall will be sad. Oh no! Its better I dont attend this anaconda wedding]

Khushi: We will also attend na [ Exactly! At least you have some brain unlike divi] 

Divi: We all will go to some other place. [ Where will you go mam?]

Khushi: We can't risk ourselves [ Exactly! Self priority should be top right?]

Divi: They both will pay the bill.

Khushi: We will put an anaconda in their honeymoon suite. [ Woah! Amazing amazing I say. I am impressed by your idea. Can there be a better honeymoon with wife and anaconda both wanting your attention. If wife lacks attention, she will make you sleep on couch and if anaconda lacks attention it will gobble you up]

Divi: Noiceee [ nice] 

Khushi: we are evil! [ Indeed you are. I am agreeing with you on this point. A big round of applause to the evil people]

Divi: This is perfect! Why only anaconda. Why not hungry lion also? [ Bruh- you are really extra ordinary. Hungry lion also? Now its really difficult for poor Yash, who must he pay attention to. Mahi? Anaconda? Hungry lion? tsk tsk tsk]

Khushi: We should start a marriage bureau. [ You better name it as Evil Queens Marriage Bureau with caption Epic wedding guaranteed with life time memories] 

Divi: They are two na. [ One for each? Nice. Your brain is working too now a days] 

Khushi: You and me. [ You and Divya? Its deadly combo dude] 

Yashu: What is in your mind. [ Yash ask them, what else they are planning you must prepare yourself for further events right? I just pity you bro tsk tsk tsk. Look at this innocent face. *makes sad noices looking at his face while yash looks with sad look*]

Divi: Two animals Will be good What say? [ You are still struck there only? Finalize fast girl!!] 

Khushi: Hmm one for each. Why not? [ Did I say evil queens no change it to evil monsters and psychos. It will suit better] 

Divi: We are innocent, you say what is in your mind? [ INNOCENT? Laugh everyone, who is saying innocent, the one who is evil. Joke of the decade. ]

Khushi: Our brain is filled with gods' songs. [ Don't take God's name, everyone knows what your brain is filled with *raises eyebrow at khushi*]

Divi: Yes [ You also? Oh my god]

Yash: I know you people.How innocent! [ Yes, yes me the narrator also knows about their innocence] 

Khushi: Jai Mata di [ Jai Mata di! Wait wait who is saying this? Khushi you? *faints*]

Yash: Bad people. [ Bad is a less word I guess. Evil suits more] 

Divi: *Radhe radhe radhe radhe govinda, sings bhajans* [ This is too much bruh- now what  you want me to die? Let me *dies*]

Divi: What is bad spelling? [ bad spelling? She is asking for bad spelling? Someone take this kid to kindergarten. She will learn spellings] 

Yash: I am laughing. [ They are teasing you and you are laughing? Nice very nice. Slowly yash is also going mad being with Khushi and Divi. Sigh] 

Divi: Is it correct what I wrote? [ Where is Mahi? Take this kid to kindergarten child]

Yash: By reading chats.  [ He has lost it, I am damn sure now. Someone give me mental asylum contact number, I have ample number of patients to be admitted] 

Divi: I don't know. [ You dont know anything. Thats why go to kindergarten you evil kid. ]

Yash laughing hardly

Mahi gives a peek.

Khushi: The bride is here. [ Back to topic. Okay the bride is Mahi? Gotcha]

Mahi: Who's wedding? Let me check messages.  [ It feels weird but you will eventually get habituated that it is your wedding mahi, dont worry. *pats*]

Khushi: @Mahi, you're having a Christian wedding and I am ur main bridesmaid okay? [ Again bridesmaid drama? I am going to have a nap wake me up when this is done] 

Mahi: Hehe.

Divi: So we will design the gown and accessories! What say? [ So this wedding is going to happen for sure? I mean you understand right? ] 

Mahi: Is it spam's wedding. Yay! [ Out of the world bacha [ kid] its your wedding dear] 

Khushi: Divya is second in command after me. [ But..she doesnt even know bad spelling how will she use her command *looks confusingly*] 

Divi: No dear it's your wedding. [ You are saying this? Okay *notes down the point*]

Khushi: Followed by Zohra. [ She is sensible at least? Idk. Sigh instead of wedding lets call this drama it will be good  I guess] 

Divi: Yasss [ You baby kid, chupchap[ silent/silence] and sit] 

Yash laughing hard.

Khushi: Hmm we can do gown and accessories together. [ I will come too, take me instead of that kid] 

Mahi: What about me? No love for me? [ Here comes the bride, dont worry the groom loves you so much that's why he is marrying you and I am sure he will choose you over anaconda and lion and give all his attention to you] 

Divi: Yes! Let's do that! But when is the wedding?Any date is booked. 

[ Date? Yes! Yes tell me also, I will cancel all my plans and come here. 

Audience : Didnt you just say you won't attend the wedding?

Narrator : *smiles sheepishly*]

Khushi: Yeah we can have it anytime. I just want to ruin their day, and run away. [ Just inform one day before mam, I will clear my schedule]

Divi: Uhmm on 25th December! Oh no. [ A wedding on festive day?]

Khushi: No I want a big marriage on 25th fewer people will come. [ Yes yes, they have to celebrate Christmas and the to be bride and groom will also have some plans I supposed to say] 

Divi: I won't be in town on those days 24th to 30. So after that, we will plan. [ Where are you going? To get admission in kindergarten? Lol] 

Khushi : Hmm let's keep it on new year? [ NEW YEAR? No please, I have many plans on that day] 

Divi: No @spam, I want a happy new year! [ Fine, lets listen to what the baby kid says] 

Khushi: Shit. 

Khushi laughing hard.

Divi: No @spam,I want a happy new year! How about Friday 13th? That day is already unlucky. [ What is there on 13th Jan?]

Mahi: Yash why are you driving? Taxi driver? Tch Tch. [ This girl is still stuck in past. It will take time for her to come to reality] 

Yash: @Mahi, No our own car. [ Whatever you are drunk and you are driving and police uncle will arrest you come back by bail on you wedding day. Got it?]

Divi: You drive a car? You are under age na? [ This kid has brain, finally someday asked a question related] 

Yash: I drive. [ *dials to police*]

Khushi: How worse can it get? [ I know right ]

Divi: Perfect Khushi. 

Mahi: Why didn't anyone inform me beforehand? [ It was all sudden, you have to adjust mahi. Just look into his eyes all you can see is love for you] 

Khushi: So Friday 13th is then? [ Yup, fine. I will just clear out my schedule *opens my book and calls everyone to inform I wont be available on 13th*]

Khushi: What next? [ *IDK, I am just going with flow] 

Mahi : After hearing this, I feel like laughing so much... There's a hindi song dolte se bhavro.... Something like that. I suddenly remember that song. { *Stares in confusion not knowing the song*] 

Divi: Let's plan everything! After all it's the first wedding. [ First wedding ? Is this the first wedding you are planning? I thought you are experienced. Sigh can't take back the money also,lets adjust]

Mahi : Woh gana bhi yaad aa gya( You have remembered that song too).

Khushi : Yes

Mahi : Lol

Yashu : Lol

Mahi : Help me Zo. [ Zo, she is coming soon to help you] 

Khushi : Now about my entry. [ Is there an entry for the wedding planner? *looks with a question mark face*]

Divi : It need to be grandddddd..!! [ Sigh! Grand. And my poor eyes need to see all this torture]

Khushi : So I am planning to show up drunk walk down the aisle just as Mahi and yash are taking their vows and so a full Hindi serial drama. [ I said, didnt I? This is a drama not a wedding. I am dead sure now]

Mahi : Shaadi mein hain na ( In wedding right?) [ Yes]

Mahi : Dance karega aur kya? ( You will dance, what else?) [ Dance? *dances in joy seeing drama with popcorn*]

Divi : @spam,you are the best. [ For what? Why are you buttering her up. Next we will plan your wedding also] 

Mahi : Yash are you going to drunk and drive? [ Happy realisation mam. You see your fiancee is going to be drunk and he will drive it seems. Warn him] 

Khushi :U r going to record everything. [ Who? The kid?]

Divi: And I will plan the romantic photo session. [ Wait, you are a kid. How can you plan a ROMANTIC photo session?] 

Yash : If I drunk and drive, Mahi I will die na? [ See slowly he is asking, Mahi tch tch tch warn him and keep him in control before this goes out of hand] 

Khushi : With filters that will ruin their faces? [ You people can be awarded for the evil person of the decade] 

Divi : you know me. [ Wait, that evil smirk will never leave your face right? You are a kid, I don't want to imagine, what you will do in future when you grow up]

Mahi : If you drunk and drive, Go ahead and you will die. No underage drinking. I won't be upset. I will directly kill you. Prank? On Yash wedding? Lame. I dare you. What will I wear ? Your nightie? [See yash, she is upset with you, make her mood alright before your wedding] 

Khushi : @Divi,You will protect me right. If Mahi does something. [ Protect, you are evil right? You can do anything, you just need to think]

Divi: Absolutely yes!! You are my potato sister how can I leave you in trouble. [ Wait potato? okay fine. ]

Divi: And then Khushi, let's bring some momos and noodles! But mahi can't eat them, as she must be attending guests! We will eat nicely. [ You are foodies? wait me too. I am on your side then. I can help you guys] 

Khushi : Oh my what an idea! [ I know right, baby's brain is working like jet speed. I will help you] 

Khushi : We will eat it in front of her face and not give her a single crumb. [ That is inner satisfaction. Lord! When I imagine this scene, I am feeling very happy. ] 

Mahi : I will kidnap ur hubby and run away. [ Wait! Khushi has a husband?] 

Khushi : Sure go ahead. [ You are married? When? How?Where?] 

Yash : I am laughing.

Divi : laugh! Who is stopping.

Mahi : Never you oldie

Divi : lol

Yash : I don't wanna drive.  [ You better don't drive, listen to me at least]

Mahi : Yes and you are dead. No never. You will ruin my wedding. [ She loves getting married to you, Yash keep her happy all the time. *wipes non existent tears*] 

Divi : Khushi and I have an awesome idea. [ What is that idea? You guys left the location? Oh no you left a cliff hanger? Sigh] 

TO BE CONTINUED

Hello everyone, we are back with Episode 2. Hope you all had fun reading this. 

Have you ever talked crazily like us with your friends? Share your experience. 

We almost talk about impossible things, its our fantasy I supposed to say. Lol. 

Do you also now plan to get an anaconda and hungry lion in your best friends wedding in future?

Signing off for now. I need to call the cast and shoot for next episode. Stay tuned cya

- TEEN FIX