Stiles- Hey. You called me earlier?

Lydia- yeah. 😏

Stiles- Do you need something? I was busy and just saw it... What can I do to help?

Lydia-I don't need anything per say. It's just that my mom's not home.

Stiles-Ms. Martin, are you suggesting what I think you are? 😉

Lydia- no. I'm suggesting that you and the gang should come over to play video games.

Stiles- oh

Stiles- I was hoping that I could come over and lose my pesky virginity. 😇

Lydia- we could arrange that.

Stiles looked at his phone.

No. Way.

Stiles-um. So. Do you mean-

Lydia-I think you know exactly what I mean. ((Checks nails))

Stiles-I... I don't think I do know. Dinner?

Lydia- 😑😑😑

Stiles-I never make assumptions when it comes to girls. Or, at least you, Lydia.

Lydia-You have one hint.

Lydia- 🍆🍆🍆🍆

Lydia-get it now?

Scott-OMG. STYYYDIAAAA

Stiles-What the-SCOTT?

Scott-bro. You GOTTA check when you talk in a group chat.

Allison-OMG YOU TOO LYDIA

Lydia.... 😇

Scott-she knew. Didn't she?

Lydia-yes. Yes I did.

Derek: Uh, why did Stiles go pale and almost pass out?

Scott: well see-....how do you know that?

Derek: I can see him. Duh.

Stiles: can I die now?

Lydia: he's so cute when he's embarrassed.

Scott: STYDIA. Not Sam and Stiles, but still! STYDIAAA.

Allison: OMG no. STYDIA. What is this about Sam? No.

Jackson: Jydia...

Scott/Allison: GO AWAY JACKSON

Lydia: how do you even text at the same time? That's weird.

Jackson: babe. Jydia, right?

Lydia: .... Yeah. Sure.

Stiles: Jackson? Go die in a ditch.

....

.....

Allison: so. It's settled then.

Scott: Stydia?

Allison: STYDIA.

Stiles: YAASSSS

Jackson: SHUT UP MCCALL