Interior. Titans Tower. Sunday.

Beast Boy is playing a video game in his bedroom. He has just reached the Ultimate Boss.

Beast Boy: "This is gonna be the greatest achievement of my life."

Beast Boy starts fighting the Ultimate Boss. He's managing to avoid the Ultimate Boss's attacks and has knocked the boss's health down to nearly zero. Suddenly, Robin kicks Beast Boy's door down.

Robin: "Beast Boy! Emergency! No time to explain! Come on, get in the car! Gotta go!"

Beast Boy drops the controller and follows Robin. The Ultimate Boss destroys his character, and the words "YOU ARE DIE" appear on the screen.
Jump City.

Beast Boy is driving Robin in the T-Car.

Beast Boy: "What's the emergency?"

Robin: "Got a monster to deal with. [They stop at BurgerSplode!] A monster case of the munchies! Cheeseburger, fries, milkshake, and a small side salad, stat!"

Unintelligible language is heard from the drive thru speaker. Beast Boy looks annoyed.

Interior. Titans Tower. Monday.

Cyborg is running a backup on his computer memory. It's only at 14%.

Cyborg: "Man, these backups seem like they take longer every week."

Robin: [Enters.] "Cyborg! Emergency! No time to explain! Come on, get in the car! We've gotta go!"

Robin pulls Cyborg away from his computer. When the plug pops out, a "Warning" "Data Lost!" error appears on the screen.

Cyborg is shown driving Robin.

Exterior. Game Bear.

Robin: "Check it out. Dog Simulator 2000."

Cyborg, looking annoyed, smacks the game out of Robin's hand.

Interior. Titans Tower. Tuesday.

Starfire is picking berries off an alien plant. Silkie reaches for them.

Starfire: "You cannot eat the berries, Silkie. They are bad for you. Yes, they are. Oh, yes, they are."

Robin: [Crashes in through the window.] "Starfire! Emergency! No time to explain! Come on, get in the car! We've gotta go!"

Robin grabs Starfire and pulls her off the chair. Silkie takes advantage of this to devour the berries and the pot containing them. As a result, Silkie bloats up horribly.

Exterior. The Cave.

Starfire is parked and Robin rushes to the establishment.

Robin: "Pick me up in an hour! Thank you!"

Starfire growls angrily, her eyes glowing green.

Interior. Titans Tower. Wednesday.

Raven is fending off a demon that is trying to appear through a portal in her room.

Raven: "Back, foul demon! [Blasts it with dark magic.] Azarath Metrion Zin -"

A buzzing sound is heard, and a piece of the ceiling drops in.

Robin: [Through the hole in the ceiling.] "Raven! Emergency! No time to explain! Come on, get in the car! We gotta go!"

Robin drops in, grabs Raven, and uses his grapple to leave through the hole. The demon looks around, then escapes.

Exterior. The Beach.

Robin grabs a surfboard out of the T-Car and rushes to the waves. Raven goes demonic with rage.

Exterior. Titans Tower. Thursday.

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Kevin is in his bedroom watching another episode of Amphibia, where Anne was about to transform into her first Calamity form in True Colors, making Kevin stared in awe at Anne's transformation.

Kevin: "Whoa! Look at that form. That form really suits Anne and the blue hair color makes her look more cool kinda like Goku when he goes Super Saiyan Blue. [Watches Anne passes out and seeing Sprig coming back thanks to Marcy.] Ah thank goodness, Marcy came to the rescue."

He was about to watch the rest when suddenly Robin kicked the door down to Kevin's door.

Robin: "Kevin, emergency! No time to explain! Come on, get the car! We gotta go!"

Kevin: "But Robin, I-"

Before Kevin could finish his sentence, Robin grabs Kevin and runs out of the room, leaving the TV on to keep playing the show.

Exterior. The Library.

Robin: "Wait here for me in an hour! Thanks!"

As Robin goes inside the library, Kevin's eye twitches and when the screen shows Jump City, Kevin lets out a scream of anger at the top of his lungs.

Interior. Titans Tower. Friday.

The escaped demon that through the portal in Raven's room eats the seagull outside the tower.

In the living room, Raven is meditating, Beast Boy is asleep on the couch arm as a cat, Cyborg is using a tablet, Starfire is holding Silkie, who is still bloated, and Kevin, who is listening to "Live and Learn" with his AirPods on. A smoke bomb flies in and goes off, revealing Robin.

Robin: "Guys! Emergency! No time to explain! Come on, get in the car! We've gotta go!"

Robin runs off, but none of the other Titans move. Robin returns.

Robin: "GUYS! EMERGENCY! CAR!! GO! NOW!!!"

Robin runs off again. The other Titans still don't move. Robin returns again.

Robin: "Guys? Heh heh ... Emergency?"

Raven: "Oh, yeah? So what's the big emergency, Robin?"

Robin: [Hesitates a moment, then holds up a flyer.] "Everything's half-off at the Dollar Store!"

Cyborg: "Man, all week you've been bumming rides for stupid stuff. You know you messed up my weekly backup, right? You're lucky I didn't lose any important data."

Starfire: "I must agree with Cyborg. It is most irritating."

Cyborg: "Thank you. [Suddenly looks confused, and scans Starfire. The identity scan comes up blank. He turns to Robin.] Who's that orange girl?" [Suddenly glitches.]

Beast Boy: "Why can't you just drive yourself, dude?"

Robin: [Hesitantly.] "Uh ... my, uh ... [Clears throat.] My license was ... suspended."

Beast Boy: [Turns back to normal with a yowl.] "What?!"

Robin: "Yeah, ah ... I was in a little fender-bender."

Flashback begins.

Robin, on the phone, is standing across the road from the wrecked Batmobile.

Robin: "No, no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no! You don't need to come down! It's just a scratch."

The Batmobile suddenly explodes. Robin drops his phone.

Flashback ends.

Raven: "So ... you destroyed the Batmobile."

The others are silent for a while, then Cyborg and Beast Boy and Kevin, who took off his AirPods and heard the story, start laughing.

Beast Boy: "You did not ..."

Cyborg: "Oh! Ah ... you're in trouble."

Starfire: [Giggles.] "It is fun to laugh at someone else's misfortune!"

Kevin: "I bet Batman wasn't very pleased to witness his car destroyed by his sidekick."

Robin: "Anyways... I found a guy on the internet. He says he'll get my license back, no problemo."

Raven: "Sounds kinda sketchy, Robin."

Robin: "It's on the level. Besides, how can I not pass? I am a master driver!" [Gives a thumbs up.]

Exterior. Jump City Bank.

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Cyborg: "Whoo, "Master driver," huh?" [Beast Boy takes a sip of his mug.]

Starfire: [Giggles.] "Laughing at your shortcomings makes us all feel better about ourselves. [Giggles again, then floats over to Robin.] It is okay, Robin. A lot of people fail the test of driving."

Cyborg: "Will someone please tell me who this strange woman is?"

Behind Cyborg, outside the tower, the demon slithers by.

Robin: "Look, I'm a great driver. I'm just ... not a great test taker."

Flashback to Robin taking a vision test.

Robin: "L, R, alligator, and blurry spot." [The eye machine lifts away, revealing Robin, without his mask, has very tiny eyes. He walks away, but crashes into the wall.]

Flashback ends.

Robin: "The good thing is, I can keep re-taking the test until I pass. And I will pass, because I am a master driver!"

Robin poses. No one else reacts. Robin walks away.

Raven: "He's gonna fail, isn't he?"

Cyborg and Kevin: "Big time."

Exterior. Pawn Dudes.

Robin is in the car outside. Ed runs out with a bag of loot and gets in the car. Robin drives off as a police officer comes out, shooting at the car.
Jump City.

Robin: "So last time, I think you freaked me out a little. But now I'm ready. [Reacts in shock to the sound of gunshots.] Did you hear that? That sounds like -"

Ed: "That's gonna be a--"

Robin: "Okay, okay! No deductions!"

Robin continues driving with the Jump City Police Department's squad cars in pursuit.

Ed: "This music is terrible. [Changes the radio station.] That's a deduction."

Robin is coming up on a roadblock. He hits one of the barricades and goes airborne, sailing over the roadblock and landing on the other side.

Ed: [Checks a stopwatch.] "Only three seconds in the air? Deduction."

Interior. Food Bear.

Robin drives into Food Bear with the Jump City Police Department still following. Ed has a basket of groceries in the car now, and grabs another item.

Ed: "I asked you to turn down the cereal aisle."

Robin: "I know. That's a deduction."

A chase montage ensues which ends with all the police cars crashed into one another, and Robin and Ed getting away safely. Robin drives out of Food Bear and stops the car.

Jump City.

Ed: "Meet me for a re-take in front of the casino." [Holds up another "Fail" test score.]

Exterior. Casino.

Ed runs out of the casino with a bag of loot and gets in the car. Robin drives off as a policeman runs out and shoots at the car. Robin fails again.

Ed: "By the money factory."

Exterior. Money Factory.

Robin once again drives Ed away from a crime scene as a police officer shoots at them. Robin fails yet again.

Ed: "At the end of the rainbow."

End of the rainbow.

Ed gets in the car with a pot of gold and Robin drives away. A leprechaun runs out and fires a golden gun at them. A flood of failed tests rains down.

Exterior. Justice Java.

The demon peeks out of the sewer, then ducks back down. The Titans are gathered at one of the tables drinking coffee minus Kevin who is instead drinking hot chocolate.

Cyborg: [Focuses his eye on Starfire.] "How 'bout you just tell me who you are? [His eye extends further.] We went to school together, right? [Another eye pops out.] You look a lot like my cousin. [More eyes pop out, making Starfire cringe.] Did we eat at the same restaurant the other night?"

Kevin: "Grr! Cyborg, would you stop already! You knew Starfire since the day an alien incision tried to conquer our planet and with her help, we stopped them! What more proof do you need!?"

Raven: "Hey, is that Robin?"

Across the street, Robin is waiting in the car outside of Diamonds A'Plenty.

Beast Boy: "Huh. He's supposed to be meeting his Driver's Ed instructor. I don't know why he's in front of a jewelry store."

Kevin: "Maybe the instructor is buying something for his special someone. [They suddenly hear an alarm. Ed runs out with a bag of loot and gets in the car. Robin drives away, as a police officer shoots at them.] Or maybe not."

Raven: "Looks like it's because he's the getaway driver."

Starfire: "Surely Robin is not aware he is aiding and abetting a criminal."

Cyborg: "Well, that's why we gotta warn him ... whoever you are." [Glitches again.]

Kevin: [Growls.] "Titans Go... [Grins.] I always wanted to said that!"

Jump City.

Robin hears honking behind him. Looking back, he sees the T-Car and the other Titans trying to get his attention.

Robin: "What are they doing here? Oh, they're here to laugh at me. "No superpowers and can't drive." I'll bet that's what they're saying. I'll show them!"

Ed: "Make a right here."

Robin: "Stow it, Ed! I've got this one."

Robin accelerates. Cyborg activates the T-Car's rockets to turn up their own speed. Robin aims his grapple gun out the window and fires it around a lamppost, making a sharp left. The T-Car can't turn in time and crashes into the building across the street. The T-Car is behind Robin again, though. Robin drives for a building, going straight up it. The T-Car smacks into the wall, but then drives up the building itself. The two cars are soon jumping from rooftop to rooftop. They then drive up a slanted roof.

Outer space.

They launch into space. Robin smoothly drives between a trio of asteroids, but the T-Car bounces off them like a pinball. They re-enter the Earth's atmosphere. Cyborg and the others, as well as Ed, are freaking out, but Robin is in complete control.

End of the rainbow.

Robin lands on the rainbow and drives down it, as the T-Car bounces off it. Robin's car bounces off the leprechaun and comes to a perfect stop. The T-Car lands, bouncing and smashing, and settles onto its tires. It then explodes, dropping the Titans to the ground.

Raven: "Nice driving, Cyborg."

A tire lands on Cyborg, causing him to glitch out again. The tire impact, however, restores his memory.

Cyborg: "Hey, when did Starfire get here?"

Annoyed and angered, Kevin's eye twitches once again but at Cyborg not Robin.

Kevin: "Shut up, Cyborg."

Ed is badly shaken up, but he hands Robin the results.

Ed: "You pass."

Robin: "Yes!"

Ed: "But only because I never want you as a getaway driver again! I was using you the whole time and you couldn't see it!"

Robin: "Nope! I knew. That's why I'm not warning you about the demon."

Ed is seized by the demon and dragged, screaming, into its portal.

Robin: "That's right. Master Driver!" [Poses, with fireworks bursting around him.]

Fade out.

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