Another Dare...

Hello there again. This next dare is for Garfield. This dare was suggested by BlueJay659. 😳😂

Me: Well...how unfortunate.

Garfield: What? What is it?

Me: Disturbing.

Raven: Disturbing? Disturbing how?

Me: *Gags*

Grayson: What's the matter?

Kori: I do not understand.

Me: You don't want to know what it is.

Damian: Just tell us. What's the dare?

Jaime: Yeah. It can't be that bad amigo.

Me: Are you sure? It's sounds pretty disturbing to me.

Cyborg: Hand me the card.

Me: Are you sure you want to know?

Grayson: Yes. *Grabs card and reads it*

Cyborg: *Faints*

Grayson: I think I'm going to be sick. 😨

Me: I told you that you wouldn't want to know.

Damian: What is it?

Me: Alright, let's just get this over with. Garfield has apparently been dared to....lick...him...self...clean...

Jaime: WHAT!?

Raven: NO!

Jaime: Please tell you mean as a dog or something.

Me: No....in human form....

Jaime: *Throws up*

Garfield: Well...it's not like I haven't done it before so....

Me: You're a filthy little pest aren't you?

Garfield: Hey! Rude!

Me: Thanks. It's a talent of mine.

Raven: Please, just rip up the card or something.

Me: I can't.

Jaime: Please!

Kori: It is not a pleasant sight...😷

Me: Believe me...I know.

Grayson: Do we have to watch?

Me: Yes.....you do.

Damian: I've seen a lot of gruesome things....but I don't think I could ever see anything more disturbing than Garfield licking himself....

Garfield: *Scoffs* Don't hate.

Me: Hate on what? You being a complete slob? You know baths still exist right?

Garfield: I honestly don't see what the problem is.

Jaime: The problem is that you find pleasure out of making a complete fool of yourself dude. No offense.

Garfield: 😳 I can't help it.

Damian: Trust me, we know.

Raven: Just hurry up and get it over with.😳

Garfield: Ok. *Pulls up sleeves*

Me: WAIT!

Garfield: What?

Me: I was kidding.

Grayson: What?

Me: He doesn't have to be in human form.

Kori: Thank the heavens.

Raven: Good.

Jaime: Never do that to me ever again. You brought up some really disturbing memories.

Me: You should be thanking me.

Grayson: Why is that exactly?

Me: Because. They actually did want him to be in human form at first.

Everyone:😰

Garfield: What should I be?

Me: I think a cat would be the best option. The rest of us will suffer less.

Garfield: Alright. *Turns in a cat and lick his paws*

Cyborg: *Stands up* What did I miss? And why am I covered in pizza chunks? Gross!

Jaime: Sorry man.

Damian: Not much. Apparently he doesn't have to be in human form. Thank god for that.

Cyborg: *Sighs in relief*

Me: * Looks at Garfield* You do know that you can stop now right?

Garfield: Oh, sorry. *Turns human*

Cyborg: I'm going to go get cleaned up.

Me: You should take Garfield with you. He needs to know what a bath is.

Garfield: Hey! I know what a bath is. I just don't take them that often.

Me: Wow....just wow....

Um....alright. That was a very interesting dare. Thank you BlueJay659. You just seem to make everything a little more interesting. 😂 I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter and I will see you all later.
Bye! ✌ & ❤

Titans: Bye!

~DamiraeForever

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