Another Dare...
Hello there again. This next dare is for Garfield. This dare was suggested by BlueJay659. 😳😂
Me: Well...how unfortunate.
Garfield: What? What is it?
Me: Disturbing.
Raven: Disturbing? Disturbing how?
Me: *Gags*
Grayson: What's the matter?
Kori: I do not understand.
Me: You don't want to know what it is.
Damian: Just tell us. What's the dare?
Jaime: Yeah. It can't be that bad amigo.
Me: Are you sure? It's sounds pretty disturbing to me.
Cyborg: Hand me the card.
Me: Are you sure you want to know?
Grayson: Yes. *Grabs card and reads it*
Cyborg: *Faints*
Grayson: I think I'm going to be sick. 😨
Me: I told you that you wouldn't want to know.
Damian: What is it?
Me: Alright, let's just get this over with. Garfield has apparently been dared to....lick...him...self...clean...
Jaime: WHAT!?
Raven: NO!
Jaime: Please tell you mean as a dog or something.
Me: No....in human form....
Jaime: *Throws up*
Garfield: Well...it's not like I haven't done it before so....
Me: You're a filthy little pest aren't you?
Garfield: Hey! Rude!
Me: Thanks. It's a talent of mine.
Raven: Please, just rip up the card or something.
Me: I can't.
Jaime: Please!
Kori: It is not a pleasant sight...😷
Me: Believe me...I know.
Grayson: Do we have to watch?
Me: Yes.....you do.
Damian: I've seen a lot of gruesome things....but I don't think I could ever see anything more disturbing than Garfield licking himself....
Garfield: *Scoffs* Don't hate.
Me: Hate on what? You being a complete slob? You know baths still exist right?
Garfield: I honestly don't see what the problem is.
Jaime: The problem is that you find pleasure out of making a complete fool of yourself dude. No offense.
Garfield: 😳 I can't help it.
Damian: Trust me, we know.
Raven: Just hurry up and get it over with.😳
Garfield: Ok. *Pulls up sleeves*
Me: WAIT!
Garfield: What?
Me: I was kidding.
Grayson: What?
Me: He doesn't have to be in human form.
Kori: Thank the heavens.
Raven: Good.
Jaime: Never do that to me ever again. You brought up some really disturbing memories.
Me: You should be thanking me.
Grayson: Why is that exactly?
Me: Because. They actually did want him to be in human form at first.
Everyone:😰
Garfield: What should I be?
Me: I think a cat would be the best option. The rest of us will suffer less.
Garfield: Alright. *Turns in a cat and lick his paws*
Cyborg: *Stands up* What did I miss? And why am I covered in pizza chunks? Gross!
Jaime: Sorry man.
Damian: Not much. Apparently he doesn't have to be in human form. Thank god for that.
Cyborg: *Sighs in relief*
Me: * Looks at Garfield* You do know that you can stop now right?
Garfield: Oh, sorry. *Turns human*
Cyborg: I'm going to go get cleaned up.
Me: You should take Garfield with you. He needs to know what a bath is.
Garfield: Hey! I know what a bath is. I just don't take them that often.
Me: Wow....just wow....
Um....alright. That was a very interesting dare. Thank you BlueJay659. You just seem to make everything a little more interesting. 😂 I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter and I will see you all later.
Bye! ✌ & ❤
Titans: Bye!
~DamiraeForever❤
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