"Hey, buddy!" Soda called out for his friend Steve, waving a flat, rectangular device in his hands.

Steve crossed the room and looked down at the device. "What?"

"Check this out!" Soda grinned, and suddenly the blank device turned on a bright screen. It showed the image of an animated sunny day, and there bounced a fish-like creature in the middle of the screen. The words Get Ready were bolded in the same yellow color as the creature.

"What's this?" Steve questioned.

"Flappy Bird," Soda answered. "Just watch."

Soda tapped the screen and Steve watched as the creature-thingy bounced up and down.

Steve looked taken back once the creature-thingy banged against a bright green pipe, smashing down on the ground with an animated SPANK!

"Damn it," Soda muttered.

"What..." Steve drifted off. "Lemme see that."

Steve grabbed the device out of Soda's hands. He was taken back to the start menu. It said Tap to start.

Steve pressed his finger down on the screen. The creature-thingy bounced up but lousily plopped dead on the ground. He frowned. He tapped again, and once more the creature-thingy died on the ground.

"What kind of crap is this?!" Steve yelled.

"I think you're supposed to tap it multiple times," Soda added quietly.

"OH," Steve took in. He tapped the screen a couple times, smiled when the creature-thingy bobbed up and down as it flew.

However, Steve's joy ended in a single second. A green pipe from the top of the screen impeded the creature-thingy's way and the creature-thingy hit it and died.

"WHAT!" Steve hollered angrily.

"You have to watch out for those," Soda implied. "There's also some coming up from the bottom. You gotta guide the bird through the pipes."

Steve nodded. He guided the bird by tapping the screen but failed when it died again hitting the first pipe. He held in the urge to scream. Instead, he tried over twenty times to make that bird survive after the first pipe.

Steve groaned angrily when the bird plopped dead on the ground for the millionth time by the first pipe. "You know what," he said calmly.

His hands clenched against the device.

"SCREW THIS SHIT!" He chucked it at the closest wall. "SCREW FAPPY BIRD!"

"It's Flappy Bird," Soda corrected.

"WTF!" Steve yelled angrily throwing his hands up in the air. He hurried over to the fridge to grab a chocolate cake to calm his nerves.