A Large Amount Of Weird Freaky Zombies And Aliens Were Around A House

A Man Walked Out With A Hevy Pistal(Bandit Gun Huh?) And Aimed At Them

The Camera Went Into First Person View

(Man's POV)

I Started Shooting At The Freaks Infront Of Me And Kicked One Away From Me

"Lets Fill Them Up With Holes! Bullet Holes Obviously..." I Said As I Charged Trough Them Hit A Wall "Ow!"

I Backhanded One And Shot One In The Chest Before Performing A Spin-Kick

I Ran Inside A Building And Closed The Door,And Well...Since It Was An Armory...

I Opened The Door And Waited For Them Before Opening Fire With A LMG "GET MOUNTED AND LOADED! WAIT THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG!"

I Run Out Of Ammo And Y E E T That Shit At 'Em

I Let Out The Manliest Scream After Getting A Claw To The Back "Atleast Invite Me To Dinner First" I Dropped A Molotov And Jumped Away Before The Fire Spread

"En Guarde,Putos!" I Shout As I Slice Trough Them "I Feel Like Neopolitan Mary Poppins From That RWBY Fanfic!"

I Tried To Open A Door "Does This Need A Key Or...?Ugh! Hacer Puñetas!" I Blew The Door Open With A Shotgun Blast And Ran In-

(Narrator POV)

The Man Aimed A Revolver At The Screen Before Firing

THE APOCALYPSE FUN!

DON'T STOP ME OOOOOOHHHH

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