Hey Guys, 

To celebrate the story hitting 35k reads and me hitting 1000 followers I decided to just make a funny meme chapter. It is safe for you to assume that non of this is canon and is just a fun little chapter. Now let's get started

Meme 1: The Four Ruffians.

Y/n was currently sleeping in his bed with his girlfriends. He was asleep peacefully when he then heard glass breaking downstairs. He gets up slowly not waking any of his girlfriends and sneaks downstairs and sees Four Masked Ruffians in the living room.

Y/n: What the Devil?

Y/n then grabs his Powdered Wig and His Kentucky Rifle from his room. He then proceeds to face the ruffians. He then fires a golfball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. He then draws his pistol on the second man and fires but it misses him entirely.

Y/n: Damn smoothbore.

He then hears the wail of the neighbors dog.

Y/n: Well shit.

He then runs up to the top of the stairs while the remaining ruffians follow him. At the top of the stairs is a mounted cannon loaded with Grapeshot.

Y/n: TALLYHO LADS!

Y/n fires the cannon which shreds 2 men in the blast. The sound of the cannon and extra shrapnel set off car alarms outside. Y/n then proceeds to fix his bayonet to his Kentucky Rifle.

Y/n: CHARGE!!!!!!

He then charges at the last terrified rapscallion and stabs him in the chest.

Y/n: Well you should bleed out before the police arrive, those triangular stabs wounds I gave you are impossible to stich up.

He then hears police sirens in the distance.

Y/n: Ah perfect, the local law enforcement are oon their way.

He then hears footsteps at the top of the stairs and he turns to Issei. Issei looks around at all the damage.

Issei: Did four Ruffians break into the house?

Y/n: Yes and I defended our home...

Y/n/Issei: Just like the founding fathers intended.

Meme 2: Y/n and Yasaka Monopoly

It might be a peaceful night outside of the Hyoudou residence, but on the inside it is far from peaceful.

Yaska: YOU'RE A CHEATING PIECE OF SHIT!

Y/n: ARE YOU'RE A LIAR WHO THINKS THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING THEY DO!

Yaska: I'M MOVING OUT AND I'M TAKING KUNOU WITH ME!

Y/n: Your taking Kunou, you're the one who lied at Monopoly!

It is revealed that Kunou is sitting at the table holding the Monopoly board in her hands.

Yaska: Hey, I'm not the one who hid a draw 4 in his Sleeve.

Y/n: Oh so it's all of the sudden my fault that you can't clean up the deck properly?

Kunou: I think we should stop playing now...

Yaska: Who cheats in Goddamn Uno?!

Y/n: I don't know who cheats at Monopoly. IT'S MONOPOLY!

Kunou: Mom, Dad, please stop fighting.

Yaska: I hate loving you!

Y/n: I have loving you too!

Meme 3: Final Exams

Y/n, Zelda, Rias, and Akeno are sitting in class waiting for the teacher to arrive.

Zelda: So Rias, Akeno, did you two study for the final?

Rias: I pulled an All Nighter for this.

Akeno: So Did I, what about you Y/n?

Y/n is currently sleeping at his desk when Zelda smacks him upside the head.

Y/n: Huh? Where am I?

Zelda: Sorry about him, he also pulled an all nighter.

The teacher then walked into the room.

Teacher: Good morning class.

Everyone: Good morning.

Teacher: Today we are taking the final exam. I hope you all used the study guide

Y/n: I sure did.

Teacher: Because none of those questions are on this test. Now the final is on 13 chapters of things we never went over in class. The final is NOT Multiple Choice. The final is 50 questions. I need 3 paragraph answers for each question including a 30 page essay on the back. The final is worth 100% of all of your grades. Meaning if you fail this final you get an F in every class you're taking semester and you get dropped from Kuoh Academy. Any questions?

Y/n then raises his hand.

Teacher: Put your goddamn hand down.

He does so.

Teacher: Now everybody ready?

Everyone: Nope/I guess/ Yeah.

Y/n: I don't-I think so?

Teacher: Okay, you may begin the exam.

Y/n then grabs his pencil and just as he is about to get to work.

Teacher: PENCILS DOWN! PENCILS DOWN! PENCILS DOWN THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT THAT'S IT! IT'S OVER! IT'SD DONE! TIME'S UP! PAST THE TESTS FOWARD!

Y/n then grabs his tests and throws it.

RS: YO!

RS2: OH!

Y/n then grabs his backpack and slings it over his shoulder.

RS3:TEACHER!

Teacher: W-Where are you going? Young man where are you going? Young man, where are you going?

Y/n: I'm going home. I'm going home.

Teacher: No! SIT DOWN-

Y/n: FUCK KUOH ACADEMY!

Zelda: OH!

Rias: YO!

Akeno: Y/N'S SNAPPED!

Y/n: FUCK KUOH ACADEMY!

RS4: Come on Y/n, you got kids reading these stories

Y/n: MAN I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK! FUCK THEM UGLY ASS READERS! FUCK KUOH ACADEMY!

Meme 4: The Wattpad FCC

Our boy Shallot is currently sitting in his office writing on his computer.

Shallot: Boy oh boy, this new story is going to be my biggest one yet. I should have the bio for this Kamen Rider Zi-O x One Piece out by November. I always keep forgetting how hard and long One Piece books are to write about.

Shallot's office door is then kicked in by a Karen.

Shallot: AYO WTF?!

Karen: Excuse me, are you TheShallotWriter?

Shallot: Yeah?

Karen: What the hell is this?

She shows him her phone which has a book called "The Sideboob Book" on the screen.

Shallot: Oh yeah, what about that?

Karen: Do you really think it's okay to put this kind of stuff on this website?

Shallot: I mean, I've read worse.

Karen: That doesn't matter you really made a book called The Sideboob Book?

Shallot: Yeah I did.....

Karen: Are you going to take it down?

Shallot: No.

Karen: Then I'll just have to tell the Wattpad FCC about this.

Shallot: Oh yeah, I know all about the Wattpad FCC.

https://youtu.be/6lDRrn5ao8w

Shallot then does a little dance and begins to sing.

Shallot: ♪♪ They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this ♪♪

Shallot then directs to Y/n.

Y/n: ♪♪ They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss ♪♪

Issei then appears.

Issei: ♪♪ And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss ♪♪

Shallot, Y/n, and Issei: ♪♪ It's the plain situation! There's no negotiation! ♪♪

Shallot: ♪♪ With the fellas at the Wattpad FCC! ♪♪

Shallot then leans on a nearby tv which shows several images from Tales of the ORC flash on screen. Y/n then appear smoking a pipe.

Y/n: ♪♪ They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups... ♪♪

Shallot is then shown reading a book on the toilet, he then pulls up his pants as he gets off the toilet.

Shallot: ♪♪ Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops ♪♪

Issei then appears in the toilet.

Issei: ♪♪ Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops! ♪♪

Shallot, Y/n, and Issei: ♪♪ Take a tip, take a lesson! You'll never win by messin ♪♪

Shallot: ♪♪ With the fellas at the Wattpad FCC! ♪♪

Shallot then accidentally flushes Issei down the toilet. Y/n then appears in a park playing the harp.

Shallot: ♪♪ And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing ♪♪

Y/n and Issei then appear as Satyr's playing the Pan Flute. It is revealed to be Kiba and Tsubaki kissing on a picnic blanket.

Shallot: ♪♪ You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling, ♪♪

Kiba's pants then open to reveal a bell on a spring causing Tsubaki to scream.

Shallot: ♪♪ Cause you can't say penis! ♪♪

Shallot and Y/n then appear with Y/n holding an envelope.

Shallot: ♪♪ So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do their worst ♪♪

He then hands the envelope to Y/n.

Y/n: ♪♪ And they stuck it in your inbox hoping you could be coerced ♪♪

Y/n then stuffs the envelope in a mailbox. Issei in then shown working on a statue with a chisel and a hammer.

Issei: ♪♪ I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first! ♪♪

It is shown that Issei was working on a statue and the mailbox is in the statue's ass. Shallot, Y/n, and Issei then walk on screen in suits before ripping them off to showcase lewd outfits. 

Shallot, Y/n, and Issei: ♪♪ They may just be neurotic or possibly psychotic ♪♪

Then it showcases several lewd scenes from future lemon scenes in Tears of the ORC.

Shallot, Y/n, and Issei: ♪♪ They're the fellas at the freakin' FCC! ♪♪

The three then finish their song as they hear clapping. Two men in suits and then shown, one is clapping and other is holding a brief case next to the Karen. Outside is a van with the WFCC logo on it.

WFCC Man: Mr. Writer that was fantastic, but as of today. Your account is officially shut down..

Shallot: Shut down eh? Well you'll have to catch me first!

Shallot then puts on a jetpack and activates it, but it sends him flying across the ground into a wall.

Shallot: OW!

He then begins to hit the wall over and over again.

Shallot: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

A/n: Alright guys, that's the end of the meme chapter. I might make more of these in the future. See yall in a month when Season 2 starts!