Experiments!

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Sasuke's POV

My eyebrows furrowed with what this baby said. Sonne enough, he shrugged and walked away, leaving me with the words,

"I'll just bug Sai-nii if you need me. Hihihi!"

=__= How was it possible for a two or three-year old kid to speak like an adult?? I pursed my lips and stared off into the distance. I don't know why, but that baby Kakashi looks awfully familiar to me. I took in a deep breath and shook the thought off. Maybe it's nothing..

I'm just hungry, that's it.

I stood up and headed back to the hideout. I'm going to make Itachi-nii cook me some tomato soup with---well, with tomatoes.

"SASUKE, WATCH OUT!!!"

Cling!

Everything suddenly became a blur. Someone from my left pushed me away and the sound of metal clashed. With confusion, I watched as Konan-nee fought a tall man off with her kunai. I bobbled my head.

That guy looks familiar!!!

Konan-nee shot me an alarmed look and growled, "Get back inside!" Before doing some handsigns for a jutsu. But instead of obeying her, I eyed the enemy.

He had orange hair, but half of his face looks like a monster!!

When his piercing eyes darted at me, I can almost make out a ghostly smile cross his face.

"Sasuke-sama.."

I blinked.

What in the name of chicken feathers?? Soon, I found myself walking towards him.

"Umm... Who awe you mister?"

But before he could reply, someone picked me up from behind and cooed,

"Oh, Sasuke-kuuuun! We've been looking everywhere for you! Eh? You look much smaller than the last time I saw you!" A high-pitched voice from an unknown female rang through my head and I almost threw a tantrum.

"Let me go!! Let me goooo! You wittle four-eyed witch!!!"

But instead of doing so, the woman engulfed me into a bear hug. Tears streamed down her eyes which made me even more irritated. Who is this bitch?!?! Waaaah! I feel so abused!

"Oh, my Sasuke! Things never change! Look, I know you've missed me and all, and I seriously can't be more flattered, but we need to go while Jugo's still fighting like a madman!!"

Nope.

I'm not gonna have a tantrum. No, sir. I am fuckin' not gonna have a-----

"WAAAAAAH!! GET AWAY FWOM MEEE! I'M AN UCHIHA AND MY BWOTHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS! WAAAAAAAAH!! OFF! OFF! SHOO!"

But to my utter dismay, the redhead giggled.

"You look so cute! The angry face looks good on you."

I was about to kick the girl in the face when Hidan-nii suddenly came and swished his scythe in the air like crazy, screaming: "BWAHAHAHAHA! DIE BITCHES! BWAHAHA!"

=___= Er... Ok.

I was dropped on the ground faster than anyone could say my name. I landed on my butt, then I noticed a certain pink-haired girl standing near the entrance. I ran towards her---nevermind the times I almost tripped on my own little feet--and stood in front of her while the chaos continued.

A white-haired man with sharp teeth mused at me and started approach us with a nasty grin.

"Um.. Sasuke-ku---"

I outstretched my arms and closed me eyes. "Shut up, Sakuwa!! I'll pwotect you!!"

CLASH!

SLING!

CLANG!

"Aahh... Sasuke-kun??"

"SAKUWA, BEFORE I DIE, WANNA TELL YOU SOMETHING REALLY WEALLY IMPOWTANT!!!!"

"Eeerrrr??? What is it??"

I took in a deep breath, and I could feel the presence of someone infront of me. I shut my eyes tighter and prepared for the inevitable.

"Sakuwa, you're not annoying!! You'we just really irritable to the point I wanna seal youw mouth with duck tape...but you'we not annoying!!"

Moments later, a shrill of laughter erupted. I shot my eyes open.

Itachi was standing infront of me.

...with a digital camera in hand.

I paled and stuttered, "B-But.. Where awe the enemies?!?!"

Itachi shrugged, "I scared them off. Would you mind repeating those amusing words again, little brother?" He grinned.

I face-palmed and ignored the confused Sakura standing behind me.

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